Hey McFly....

[wrong hole]

...it's time to close your eyes and open your mouth.....I want my 4K hummer

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Sorry, wrong hole, I've stopped giving thousand-post-hummers. I now only give tenthousand-post-hummers.

For your thousand-post you get a fruit basket and a picture of Sheik masturbating to donkey-porn. And a cock-punch.

 

[wrong hole]

Man, you suck....and not in the good way

 

[TheNiteHwk]

What kind of fruits? How come I didn't get mine at 3,000?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Not for another 6000 posts, no.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

What kind of fruits?

Bananas mostly. And avocadoes. Also pineapples that can be taken rectally.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Bananas mostly. And avocadoes. Also pineapples that can be taken rectally.

Ah... Ok, nevermind.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I can loan you one of my pineapples if you want.

 

[yychobbyist]

You know, my neighbour gives a pretty damned good hummer. Drop on by and I'll introduce you to her Wrong Hole.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

My sister is pretty hot looking but I'm not sure about the hummer part. I'd ask my brother in-law but he would beat the crap out of me.

</Paying back yyc>

 

[wrong hole]

Well fang, I don't necessarily need a hummer from your sister....anal would be alright too

 

[Goober Mcfly]

How about anal and a hummer after?

 

[yychobbyist]

Fang, your sister uses a little too much hand action. She's way better at anal. I'll have to check out the sticky in the redemption section, but I think anal comes with 20,000 posts.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Looks around for the line that was crossed*

 

[yychobbyist]

*Looks around for the line that was crossed*

Hey, this is Terb. Other than the "don't slag the moderator" line and the "don't beat the crap out of someone, especially a moderator, in chat" line there are no lines.

 

[wrong hole]

Hey, this is Terb. Other than the "don't slag the moderator" line

Sheik screws Donkeys

 

[yychobbyist]

Sheik screws Donkeys

Don't be silly. We all know that

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Can't we just add "don't slag Fang's slutty sister while Fang is online" to those rules?

Shit

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Sheik screws Donkeys

It's not slagging if it's fact.

 

[yychobbyist]

Can't we just add "don't slag Fang's slutty sister while Fang is online" to those rules?

Shit

But why?