Hey Lancs.............

[LancsLad]

that is exactly what the ugly goat said after having sex with Danmand.

I wonder if he used a RAMses condom????


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[lookingforitallthetime]

I wonder if he used a RAMses condom????


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Will you kids knock it off!

 

[great bear]

I wonder if he used a RAMses condom????


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Just got off the phone with the goat. The goat has confirmed that "yes I used a Rameses condom when I had sex with Danmand".

 

[LancsLad]

Will you kids knock it off!

As danmand said, if ewe will I will too.



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[lookingforitallthetime]

As danmand said, if ewe will I will too.



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It's feta if I leave this one alone.

 

[great bear]

It's feta if I leave this one alone.

Are you abalone or with someone?

 

[LancsLad]

It's feta if I leave this one alone.

If you start with the curds then someone will hijack this thread and mention iraq.


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Note: hijack is monterey jacks less aged brother.


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[great bear]

If you start with the curds then someone will hijack this thread and mention iraq.


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Note: hijack is monterey jacks less aged brother.


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What's really funny is MLAM thinks this is a Escort Review Board.

 

[LancsLad]

What's really funny is MLAM thinks this is a Escort Review Board.

I've heard that some people think that.


How do they function with such silly notions in their heads.



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[LancsLad]

Your US Federal and State budgets have so much scratching of backs pork in them that there is literally hundreds of billions that could be freed up if only all the stupid stuff stopped.


That would be the first place I'd look for funds.


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[danmand]

Danmand acts the way he does because the other Latvian dwarfs laughed at him because he picked the ugliest goat to have an affair with. Remember: you herd it here first.

I want to categorically deny that I am a dwarf. I am 6 ft tall.

 

[LancsLad]

I want to categorically deny that I am a dwarf. I am 6 ft tall.

If I had six feet I'd keep a low profile also.



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[danmand]

If I had six feet I'd keep a low profile also.

Between you and the lucky sheep I count 6 feet.

 

[LancsLad]

Between you and the lucky sheep I count 6 feet.

You have a Yoda like way of saying it but ,

I never get closer than 6 feet to a sheep, you are correct.


On the other hand I've heard that you enjoy their "close" companionship.




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[danmand]

I never get closer than 6 feet to a sheep, you are correct.

Now, that is obvious bragging. Come on, nobody will believe that.

 

[LancsLad]

Now, that is obvious bragging. Come on, nobody will believe that.

Admittedly since the accident I was left with a 14" stump, but i still give it the old college try.





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[danmand]

Admittedly since the accident I was left with a 14" stump, but i still give it the old college try.





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lol .

 

[LancsLad]

lol .

Driving up the old Hy12 the other week my penis suddenly grew as I approached Waubashine. Seems you do get a Foot in Coldwater.



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[LancsLad]

Surely you jest.

Its about 5% of the budget.

That argument of pork is an old song and dance
to rile the masses. The GOP has been in positions
of power in the House and Senate from 1993 to
2005 and their cry has been for smaller government.

Well smaller government hasn't functioned very well,
has it?

Your 'pork' argument is pure smoke and mirrors
propaganda when it comes to the States and
Local governments. They are required to have
a balanced budget. They definitely have little
waste in their systems.

Prove your argument, Lancs.

You can't have your low taxes and still expect
to have all the services a community and the
businesses need to function.


Stop believing the propaganda.

You sure can if you cut out all the crap that gov't don't need to do.




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[WoodPeckr]

You sure can if you cut out all the crap that gov't don't need to do.

Glad you want to bring the troops home from Iraq Laddie, because that's where all the 'crap that gov't don't need to do' surely is!....