The Porn Dude

Hey Ladies!!!!!!!

Ummm. yeah, hello!!!!!! That is my boyfriend...what is he doing posing on there? lol jk

what a hottie! Will he be at the party?? ha!
 
Lee Cum Gay said:
I am semi-gay ... will you go on a date with me now?

And sorry to post in your thread, but this is the only way I can come into contact with your divine highness, The Goddess Vanessa Valentine ...

And yes, I have to refer to you by your full name "THE Goddess Vanessa Valentine" because it is repsectful to do so ...

Apologies.
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Here we go again...
 
Re: LoL Sara....

jenna said:
You're probably right about them being gay! I have a thing for gay guy's though. I actually find it a turn on. I would love to watch 2 men going @ it.



*CHOO CHOO BABY*!!!!
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Jenna! I thought I was the only one...we should go on a date to Church and Wellesly on night when I get back into town. We can go to a bath house and watch the dudes getting it on! I'll call you tomorrow to discuss!

*slurp*
 
Jenna, baby! Get to bed, silly (5:25am?! Lol). We can go shopping for our halloween costumes too! *hophop* Lol.

Hey Dave! I think you might suffer from a foot-fetish overload when you see mine AND Jenna's perfectly manicured toes. I demand that you bring a blindfold along on our date so that we can cover your eyes when you get too excited. Oh, and I'm bringing you a hot-pink, rhinestone studded color and matching leash along on our playdate to Gay Town!

Jenna, can you drive? We'll all get on the GANGBANGEXPRESS! *choochoo*

OMGROTFLMFAO!
V.
 
Miss Valentine said:
Lol. Say it ain't so?! I like gay guys...
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Would that be a surprise? :D

Many chicks love gay guys because,

1) They have exquisite and fabulous taste on fashion

2) They are very nice persons in general. No, not that kind of "nice guys" chicks love to make fun on.

3) Some are very good at cooking and they won't expect you, the chicks to do the cooking for them.

4) You know towards the end of the day they are, unlike straight guys NOT having "shagging" in mind.

5) They can really read women mind and really want. And they can be equally, if not more maticulous and attention to every detail than the women.

Case in point, the gay guys can walk the walk and talk the talk like the chicks, something the straight guys would never try to attempt to be one.

Oh, wanna see that dude doing a la Rocco style?

Or doing Greek with his "mate"?

BTW, would you choose a bi guy over the gay guy?
 
From yuh neva lie wid annada man inna bed…
(Tell dem mi seh nuttin no go so)
And yuh neva sex a gal when she unda code red…
And yuh neva build yuh shoulda muscle wid yuh third leg…
No gal neva kiss yuh mouth aft’ she done give yuh head…
 
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Miss Valentine said:
OooOoOooh, really?! Prove it! Lol.
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You have seen it on another board... it was my avatar. also, Jenna has had it inside her on a few occasions, along time ago!!

Maybe you should tie Dave to the bumper like in the movie, Vacation.
 
Oh, jesus, Submissive Dave steals ANOTHER thread!

Intelligent talk round here with Lee Cum Gaybutt on the scene is a massive waste of time. And "humour" decends directly to the poor schnook's feet, and discussion to a "celebration" of many unpleasant bodily functions.

Ah, well, at least Alien isn't here.
 
miss valentine and jenna, if you need somthing to hang on to when you are goin out please let me know, i can give you something thats useful, hot, hard and make woman go nutttttttts....
 
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