Whoa, whoa, whoa... I see the party has gotten off to an early start without me!
First of all, gramage, don't hate the player - hate the game. There's plenty of love to go around for all of us, my brother.
And Ashton, as I understand, our date will be cumming up very, very soon. Sometimes it's the naughty girls who get the best gifts for xmas
As for my date with "Shillian", lol (who, if I'm not mistaken, has an NRP) let's just say it was succulent from start to finish: the menu was wide open and the treats on offer were tantalizing. Easily the best $280 I've ever spent on an afternoon of carnal delight.
If we're ever fortunate enough to have Shill - I mean, Jillian - auction her curvaceous self off again at a future TERB party, heed my advice: break the bank and bid whatever it takes to secure her services. Believe me, it's worth it.
There's a reason this sex goddess has risen to the top of this business, and it ain't just because she's a great conversationalist.