Here is a theft for you...

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Thieves make off with truck loaded with $90K worth of condoms

A truck loaded with more than $90,000 worth of condoms was reported stolen early Friday morning from a property on Road 68 in Zorra Township, Oxford County OPP said in a statement.

lfpress.com

 

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Thieves make off with truck loaded with $90K worth of condoms

A truck loaded with more than $90,000 worth of condoms was reported stolen early Friday morning from a property on Road 68 in Zorra Township, Oxford County OPP said in a statement.

lfpress.com

I strongly condom the actions of these thieves

 

[kherg007]

I strongly condom the actions of these thieves

A crime is where the rubber meets the road...

 

[poker]

A crime is where the rubber meets the road...

i heard the getaway was safe

 

[onomatopoeia]

Same story, better headline

 

[Fun For All]

Glad to see the jokes flying, here's another one...

Viagra thief "not a hardened criminal," according to his attorney

That's it. The headline is worth the post. But just in case you require more context, Stephen Cooper, 46, was arrested for swiping a package of Viagra from a pharmacy…

boingboing.net

 

[kherg007]

The soft on crime people won't do, only the hardened investigators can get on the case ...