Hens

[Aardvark154]

Wash your mouth!

Then I'll have to stick with one of my favorites a Silver Spangled Dorking Rooster (they date from the Roman Invasion of England and have one more toe than other breeds)

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Watch out, he may have an interest because he wants to have your cock and poulet.

 

[Rockslinger]

I hope none of my enterprising neighbours turn this hen thing into a commercial operation.