Help Please

[Nikki Hayze]

well maybe you should PM me and tell me lots more, since I am totally stupid when it comes to these things....I could use the help

There is only a couple things I do real well and I wouldn't want to offend anyone by saying what they are

 

[Esco!]

alot of what...beers back..

No sweetie, beer drinking is my department, and I do it very well.


*cracks open a Becks*

 

[Nikki Hayze]

Hey I feel left out no one asked me for a drink...I like vodka

 

[danmand]

That we are.

danmand fashions himself as a viking but really he's the bi king.

NO HOMO

Vikings never raped anybody else but women. We stopped going to England
because the women were too ugly for our taste. Better women in Normandy and Rome.

The fag thing came later, after the vikings left.

 

[Nikki Hayze]

You mean there was a time men couldn't get in on TERB

 

[LancsLad]

Vikings never raped anybody else but women. We stopped going to England
because the women were too ugly for our taste. Better women in Normandy and Rome.

The fag thing came later, after the vikings left.

So hairy armpits are to your liking????



That was not a close shave.



Still NO HOMO.

 

[Nikki Hayze]

Honey if you got what I need and you know how to use it we are gonna get along great even if you look like a gorilla.....lol

 

[danmand]

So hairy armpits are to your liking????

That is up to individual taste. But I can answer in the affirmative that vikings find french and italian women sexier than british women.

 

[Nikki Hayze]

well I guess that lets me out since I am none of the above....sob

 

[LancsLad]

well I guess that lets me out since I am none of the above....sob

Don't worry I'm a cunning linguist. Plus I lip read.

 

[danmand]

well I guess that lets me out since I am none of the above....sob

Not at all

 

[Esco!]

Oh my, I'm really starting to feel these beers

 

[Meister]

Hey mods, how come danmand gets to advertise without paying???

At least he doesn't try to peddle cheap MDG computers.

 

[LancsLad]

At least he doesn't try to peddle cheap MDG computers.

Ouch.

 

[Nikki Hayze]

I just wanted to thank everyone who tried to help me yesterday....Kacy you are the best and I couldn't appreciate you more.

The rest of you made my day by making a crappy day turn into one with laughter.

You guys really are the best.

 

[Nikki Hayze]

Honey it is working great and I cant thank you enough.