Help me to understand...

elmo

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Someone recently told me I need to think about becoming more tolerant as I get older...I told them to fuck off and mind their own business.

Then I got to thinking, perhaps they have a point.

So please...help me to understand...

Why do some men pay to fuck fat ugly chicks I wouldn't fuck for free?

Why do some chicks fuck these losers at a discounted rate?

Why do some men continually see chicks with bad reviews and act surprised if their session sucks?

Why isn't the Search button bigger?

Why do some men take women off their "list" after one bad review?

Why do some women seem to spend the whole day on Terb?

Why do some women appear to do everything...are they that much fun or that desperate for cash?

Why is it easy to get a decent BJ in a SC and not so easy in a MP?

Why does everyone feel like their entitlement on Terb is to post in every thread regardless of it's relevance or their relevance to it?

Why do some men tell you what they would do in your situation without ever having the balls to do so in their own similar situation?

Why do Goober and Fang not post anymore? Those fuckers were funny.

Why do fat ugly chicks post pics of themselves then act surprised as you puke in your mouth?

Why can't I cum in your mouth after I fuck you in the ass?

I think these are good for now, please discuss amongst yourselves...
 
Some questions are better off left unasked. You just might be sorry once you hear the answer.

Timbit
 
To answer a few of your questions:

elmo said:
Why do some men pay to fuck fat ugly chicks I wouldn't fuck for free?

Maybe that's their fetish? lol...Beauty is really in the eye of the beholder. A lady that you may find to be beautiful, may not appeal to the next TERB member. ^_^

elmo said:
Why do some men continually see chicks with bad reviews and act surprised if their session sucks?
a) they may be TERBergins (TERB Virgins), b) they think that when they re-TOFTT a girl with a bad review, their experience may be different because of their: personality/looks/ability in bed etc., c)they're masochists, (d) *shrug* Maybe that's their fetish? lol

elmo said:
Why do some women seem to spend the whole day on Terb?

Hm...The only way that you'd know that is if you are on TERB all day....Maybe that's your fetish?;) Just kidding...
 
elmo said:
Why does everyone feel like their entitlement on Terb is to post in every thread regardless of it's relevance or their relevance to it?

I can't believe how lazy the cats are today. Some warm weather, a little sunshine, and they just lie on the balcony worshiping the orb.
 
i've got one for you

Why do some MPA's rim the shit (no pun intended) out of me or bls me but won't give me a bj?

i'm not trying to be crass nor am I trying to be a smartass. It's just puzzled me for a very long time. Personally, if I had to to think about it - if I were a woman, I'd WAY rather give a bj over a rimjob.
 
c'mon... tell us how you really feel ;)
 
Depends ...

elmo said:
Why do some men take women off their "list" after one bad review?

On what is in that review. For example, "no DATY" is a 100%, ask no more, deal breaker for me - 1st review or 501st.:cool: