Help Im being replaced by a showerhead

[The Baron]

About 2and half months ago I started seeing this fantastic lady every thing is great especially the sex, which is unbelievable and if I may say she thinks so too. However, we were talking this morning and getting a little randy on the phone When she says "I had the most fantastic orgazm this morning" To this I replied "how could that be I wasnt even there" then she said "with a new setting I found on my shower head" It must have been something in my voice because she new I was taken back a little by this.Then she said something likebut its not as good as you honey(didnt suond very convincing) So my quetion to the other men is. Would this bother you if your lady friend did this. And if so why.
And to the ladies I would like to ask- Can a showerhead or other devices be more satisfying than a live partner. Im sure most of you think Im being silly but I think my ega got a little brused.

Baron

 

[Faith]

What kind of showerhead does she have? I need myself one of those!! lmao. Don't worry Baron, nothing is as satisfying as a live partner, although being alone is great too!!! Shower play....hmmm I wondered why my shoulder was all bruised up...lol.


Ciao
Faith

 

[TravellingGuy]

Showerheads?

My girlfriend just put up a Hello Kitty showerhead, I am now having bad visions, thanks ....

 

[Jenn_angel]

LMFAO!

Faith... I believe you can pick up the shower head with the adjustable settings... At places like Canadian Tire...

Call the house... The newest one apparently has 14 settings...

And people wonder why I take so many showers...



Now TG... I am laughing... Hello Kitty?

 

[Maryln]

Baron: Of course she can orgasm without you!!!!! Showerheads are great, jets in hottubs are super and we haven't even mentioned vibrators. You gents can get off with your own hand. A partner is the ideal with the intimacy and contact but only someone very young or inexperienced would think that it had to be that way. Just my 2 cents. Maryln

 

[TheNiteHwk]

I was at a party once and this girl was going on about how her vibrator is sooooo good... "who needs men?'" she said. Some guys were giving her smart alec remarks and she was retorting back with even more tact. Finally I said to her: "Yah, but can it talk?" She went totally blank well the rest of the room roared w/laughter. lmao.

 

[Groucho]

Baron
I would have told her--Hey, let's get into the shower together and please show me what that shower head can do. Then, I'll lather you up and let's see what *I* can do.
From the way she reacted when you seemed bothered, I'd guess she just said what she said to turn you on a bit.

Groucho

 

[wazzup]

Baron - If she's found a new toy you better learn to play with it or you'll be kicked out of the sand box.

Faith - I just installed the new WaterPik SuperMax 2750 multi positioning 3-level showerhead. Common over!

 

[train]

As in many areas women seem to react oppositely to men.....While we tend to diminish our need for partners with frequent self gratification I think that the opposite might be true for women . So I think you should welcome the discovery of your friend .....you will probably benefit from the fallout . Lucky you

 

[Thunderballs]

Sounds like she might be hinting at something. Keep her away from your power tools.

 

[train]

Now there is an excellent idea for a new Dremmel attachment.....lol

 

[duMaurierguy]

Baron, no need to fret on this. It looks like your lady friend has found something that gives her that release we all need in order to get that 'quick fix'. She'll be all reved up and good to go by the time you get there. Sounds like she has a good sex drive and a healthy sense of humour to boot. Go with the flow - if you know what I mean. Word of caution-you may not want to leave any Canadian Tire catalogues lying around!

 

[Jenn_angel]

Baron just like with Muscle cars..there is no substitute for cubic inches. There is no substitute for a big thick hard @#%$!! and tongue!!! Give it to her morning ,noon and night that way there's no need for power tools or shower heads. IMO of course.

LMFAO! Well said Paul!


Oh and duMaurierguy... Who needs the man to leave the catalougue around? I have my own card... ;-) All women should!

 

[Big Daddy]

May be their is subtle message...

Who knows what was she thinking when she said that, but may be she is asking you to take the relationship a bit further than what it is. Most men make mistakes when their ego is hurt

 

[The Baroness]

Baron - If she's found a new toy you better learn to play with it or you'll be kicked out of the sand box.

Faith - I just installed the new WaterPik SuperMax 2750 multi positioning 3-level showerhead. Common over!

I want to come over and play too!!!!!!!

Seriously though,does Canadian tire carry those?

 

[SirTier]

I want to come over and play too!!!!!!!

Seriously though,does Canadian tire carry those?

I thought you already do? (Hint: I know more than you think ... tsk! tsk!).

 

[TJ in the 'Peg]

Don't forget, showerheads work for guys too....

TJ

 

[The Baron]

Thanks for all your responses. My lady friend reads this board too and we ve both had a real chuckle out of what some of you said (especialy in the shower) maybe she was trying to get the best out of me or something like that. Anyway she hasnt introduced me to her new found friend yet, but Im going to make a point of it next time I see her wo knows maybe the tables will turn.

Baron

 

[The Baroness]

Don't forget, showerheads work for guys too....

TJ

Do they?

 

[The Baron]

Do they?

Ya they do

Baron