......in limericks today!
My head has been full all day! A mere sample follows:
I need to know what to do
I met the woman who lives in a shoe
She was shaved nice and neat
But she smelled like her feet
And that's why I'm coming to you!
I met a radiant Miss
Who asked me to give her a kiss
Not on the lips of her mouth
But the ones further south
And now she is living in bliss!
Don't know what's wrong with me today
It seems everything I say
Comes out two at a time
In a silly rhyme
Do you think Hallmark might pay?
I once knew a man named Willy
Whose penis was really a dilly
There were some raves and some rants
As he put it back in his pants
After screwing his girlfriend silly!
Once they start, I have a hard time stopping them! Maybe life is finally turning into the poem I thought it to be!
Shit, here's another one!
I once knew a girl named Miranda
Who stepped out on the veranda
She undid her shirt
And lifted her skirt
How the boys all loved Miranda
And another!
There once was a lady named Jenn
Who came once, twice and again
She had a great smile
Then went another mile
Sweetheart just say where and when!
Please help me outta here!
Willywants (is trying to get into party mode!)
My head has been full all day! A mere sample follows:
I need to know what to do
I met the woman who lives in a shoe
She was shaved nice and neat
But she smelled like her feet
And that's why I'm coming to you!
I met a radiant Miss
Who asked me to give her a kiss
Not on the lips of her mouth
But the ones further south
And now she is living in bliss!
Don't know what's wrong with me today
It seems everything I say
Comes out two at a time
In a silly rhyme
Do you think Hallmark might pay?
I once knew a man named Willy
Whose penis was really a dilly
There were some raves and some rants
As he put it back in his pants
After screwing his girlfriend silly!
Once they start, I have a hard time stopping them! Maybe life is finally turning into the poem I thought it to be!
Shit, here's another one!
I once knew a girl named Miranda
Who stepped out on the veranda
She undid her shirt
And lifted her skirt
How the boys all loved Miranda
And another!
There once was a lady named Jenn
Who came once, twice and again
She had a great smile
Then went another mile
Sweetheart just say where and when!
Please help me outta here!
Willywants (is trying to get into party mode!)