Schrodinger was driving with Heisenberg and he had a cat in the trunk. When the cop asked to look in the trunk, he found a dead cat. When he told this to Schrodinger, the physicist said he knew the moment the trunk was opened.
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
The cop told him he was going 55 but at the time he tells him this, his speed was zero, which he obviously already knew. Sometimes being too logical and analytical is not the best thing.
Actually, I refer to the Heisenberg principle when playing golf and in particular, putting. It seems that some days it is impossible to gauge both the speed and the line of the putt.
