head games

[red]

had a great night out with a new girlfriend on the weekend. dinner, drinks lots of talking and making out. as things are getting steamy she says she wants to make sure i care for her and she says- "i am not into head games"

i said "good- just a normal blowjob is fine"

she pushes me off the couch and then i hear a door slamming and shes gone.

huh?

 

[great bear]

had a great night out with a new girlfriend on the weekend. dinner, drinks lots of talking and making out. as things are getting steamy she says she wants to make sure i care for her and she says- "i am not into head games"

i said "good- just a normal blowjob is fine"

she pushes me off the couch and then i hear a door slamming and shes gone.

huh?

You might consider having your couch cleaned and re upholstered. It is obviously not up to her standards.

 

[danmand]

This sounds real to me.

 

[great bear]

This sounds real to me.

As real as Don Draper's saga?

 

[danmand]

As real as Don Draper's saga?

Red's story sounds more real to me. But I rarely go out in a tux.

 

[great bear]

Red's story sounds more real to me. But I rarely go out in a tux.

Red has no tail. Its the primary reason women do not give him head.

 

[danmand]

Red has no tail. Its the primary reason women do not give him head.

Makes no sense. I can see neither head nor tail on this.

 

[NHFL]

had a great night out with a new girlfriend on the weekend. dinner, drinks lots of talking and making out. as things are getting steamy she says she wants to make sure i care for her and she says- "i am not into head games"

i said "good- just a normal blowjob is fine"

she pushes me off the couch and then i hear a door slamming and shes gone.

huh?

Is it possible this is all in your head red?

 

[SchlongConery]

You blew it.

 

[danmand]

Is it possible this is all in your head red?

No, he is a red head.

 

[great bear]

Perhaps his name has more to do with his financial position.

 

[NHFL]

No, he is a red head.

Interesting... Given his puns, I would have assumed he was a blonde.

 

[NHFL]

Perhaps his name has more to do with his financial position.

I would be worried if it was a sexual position.

 

[great bear]

Interesting... Given his puns, I would have assumed he was a blonde.

Classic!!!!!

 

[great bear]

Interesting... Given his puns, I would have assumed he was a blonde.

Red, the newbie owns you!!!!!!! GB bows down to NHFL.

 

[NHFL]

Red, the newbie owns you!!!!!!!

Unfortunately The Dollar Store won't take him back without a receipt, and now the neighbours are starting to complain.

 

[great bear]

Unfortunately The Dollar Store won't take him back without a receipt, and now the neighbours are starting to complain.

Is Canada Man or Cieling Cat live close by?

 

[NHFL]

Is Canada Man or Cieling Cat live close by?

I'll have the servants check.

 

[great bear]

I'll have the servants check.

So, Canada Man works for you?

 

[NHFL]

So, Canada Man works for you?

I want to fire him and I keep putting him on those fights to exotic locales and he keeps coming back... He can't take a hint.