I dunno if you guys have experienced this with sps or the clients your girl/boyfriend,SO ,but this is not the first time this has happened to me ,exept this time it was weird!!!!.Some times I will be giving a guy a bj or whatever else and he starts making noises that dont sound like hes cumming ..he makes these weird sounds ...and then sometimes they blurt out and I am thinking WTF ..im sucking this guys dick and he sounds like hes doing a loon call kinda .Then the noises get weirder .Now as much as i wanted to get this guy off ...i seriously was jumping up ten feet everytime hes weird noises would shout out .....so they interupted me big time ....I didnt know if i was killing him ,he hit the heavens ,or he is a nutcase when he has sex.What pissed me off ,i asked the guy several times ....Are you ok dude ? and he ignored me and made more weird noises .Now if this guy had a handicap or something ..how come it didnt show until sex.Or is he just a weirdo when he cums .Do girls do this too ?besides the normal moaning and screaming ..do they do loon calls ! Did i learn something new today !
he makes weird noises
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Alexis696969 said:
LOL you should hear some of the noises WOMEN make, a loon call is nothing hon!
It sounds vaguely like he was having an epilleptic fit. Not all epilleptic fits are shockingly obvious. Sometimes people just stand there and make strange noises. The primary indicator of an eplilleptic fit is the person will not remember what they were doing for the last few minutes.
Another condition that presents the same symptoms is Tourette's syndrome. Patients often make clicking and whirring noises. This would need to be a very mild case of Tourette's. Tourette's patients are fairly harmless, however if you don't understand the condition, they will scare you.
It would be funny if the fits were triggered by sex. Any chance you were wearing red?
Does this guy drive?
Another condition that presents the same symptoms is Tourette's syndrome. Patients often make clicking and whirring noises. This would need to be a very mild case of Tourette's. Tourette's patients are fairly harmless, however if you don't understand the condition, they will scare you.
It would be funny if the fits were triggered by sex. Any chance you were wearing red?
Does this guy drive?
i was with someone who never made a peep the whole time
we were together.
he was the product of military parents. real stiff upper lip type, all macho and what not. i laughed when he said he could dominate me.
so he is getting close, getting closer, then this guy starts to snort like a bull. loudly. keeps snorting more and more forcefully as he comes. i am laughing at this point, but i dont want to hurt his fwweelings, so im simply giggling on the inside and feeling this odd sensation of embarrassment...for him.
it was so contrived and ridiculous.
we were together.
he was the product of military parents. real stiff upper lip type, all macho and what not. i laughed when he said he could dominate me.
so he is getting close, getting closer, then this guy starts to snort like a bull. loudly. keeps snorting more and more forcefully as he comes. i am laughing at this point, but i dont want to hurt his fwweelings, so im simply giggling on the inside and feeling this odd sensation of embarrassment...for him.
it was so contrived and ridiculous.
Cassini said:
Ii was wearing burgundy (favoring those washington redskins ,that suck !)
OMG I hope i dont cause seizures now ....I will have to add this to my resume ! So are you saying its possible for this guy to cum with a seizure !? Now im really embarassed cause he did cum ! It shot up all over the room and landed in my farkin eye ! Im not kidding it stung like a bitch almost like when you get salt water from the ocean in your eyes .....i couldnt open my eye .....so i called my friend and she peed her pants laughing at me and even the doctor at the clinic laughed that i wanted to make sure my eye doesnt get an std .His weird noises had me all fucked up that i didnt see it cumming !
All kidding aside ....ive never heard noises that sounded this weird ...
I've heard from another lady that a guy makes those weird looney sounds as well, maybe you saw the same guy, lmao. I don't think it's anything serious, just his way of cuming, there's all kinds out there, lol
If you tell me who the guy is, I'll tell you if it's him or not.
Is he a Terb member? hahaha
I don't make looney sounds, the ladies wear ear plugs when they're with me! lol
If you tell me who the guy is, I'll tell you if it's him or not.
Is he a Terb member? hahahaI don't make looney sounds, the ladies wear ear plugs when they're with me! lol
A, I'm more than willing to TOFTT and volunteer to see if you can trigger an epileptic fit in me that way.
The lengths I go to for science....
The lengths I go to for science....
If you could get him to go into a full-on epileptic seizure while you're riding him cowgirl style, might be kind of a fun ride for you.... too bad for him he wouldn't remember it afterwards. On a bed it'd be pretty safe for him too, just make sure and put something in his mouth so he doesn't bite or swallow his tongue and he'll be fine.
It is not possible to make an accurate medical diagnosis over the internet. However, what made me think of a mild seizure is this sentence:
If someone is experiencing a seizure, they will become non-responsive, even if they are doing something. Also, after many sexual encounters, Alexis seemed to indicate that this one was especially unusual.
I watched someone have a seizure once, and it was not entirely unlike Alexis description of someone making really weird noises. It was entirely a strange event. At the time, I was giving an explanation to a student trying to describe how something works. I was gesturing with my hands. All of a sudden, the student stops responding to me and starts making strange noises. We wind up calling emergency medical services. After 15 minutes or so, the student came out of it on his own.
Red, particularly flashing red, can trigger seizures. That's why I asked what colour clothing Alexis was wearing. She was wearing burgundy clothing.
During mild seizures, lower level body functions continue to function. This allows a person to remain standing, instead of falling down and injuring themselves. Erection / Orgasm is a lower level body function.
Excitement can also trigger a seizure. I am assuming Alexis is exciting.
Alexis also mentioned she was "sucking the guy" off at the time. This would be achievable during a mild seizure. Often intercourse demands more control from the guy, and wouldn't work if he was having a seizure.
All told, the explanation fits, but it is impossible to know what actually happened given the information available.
If true, this is a funny story. Definitely good for a chuckle.
A mild epileptic seizure like this is not a serious medical condition worth worrying about, at least from the point of view of the SP. The customer should probably talk to his family doctor, if he hasn't already. Additionally, other conditions, like Tourette's Syndrome, can cause excited people to make really strange noises.
Alexis696969 said:
If someone is experiencing a seizure, they will become non-responsive, even if they are doing something. Also, after many sexual encounters, Alexis seemed to indicate that this one was especially unusual.
I watched someone have a seizure once, and it was not entirely unlike Alexis description of someone making really weird noises. It was entirely a strange event. At the time, I was giving an explanation to a student trying to describe how something works. I was gesturing with my hands. All of a sudden, the student stops responding to me and starts making strange noises. We wind up calling emergency medical services. After 15 minutes or so, the student came out of it on his own.
Red, particularly flashing red, can trigger seizures. That's why I asked what colour clothing Alexis was wearing. She was wearing burgundy clothing.
During mild seizures, lower level body functions continue to function. This allows a person to remain standing, instead of falling down and injuring themselves. Erection / Orgasm is a lower level body function.
Excitement can also trigger a seizure. I am assuming Alexis is exciting.
Alexis also mentioned she was "sucking the guy" off at the time. This would be achievable during a mild seizure. Often intercourse demands more control from the guy, and wouldn't work if he was having a seizure.
All told, the explanation fits, but it is impossible to know what actually happened given the information available.
If true, this is a funny story. Definitely good for a chuckle.
A mild epileptic seizure like this is not a serious medical condition worth worrying about, at least from the point of view of the SP. The customer should probably talk to his family doctor, if he hasn't already. Additionally, other conditions, like Tourette's Syndrome, can cause excited people to make really strange noises.
LMAO
oK whos the terb member M ia colpa LOL
fuji you crack me up!
viewer i cant garantee a seizure lol
Cassini ....i cant believe i gave a guy a blowjob and made him cum as he was taking a seizure ...I am adding this to my blog !!!!!! this takes the cake !!!!!
oK whos the terb member M ia colpa LOL
fuji you crack me up!
viewer i cant garantee a seizure lol
Cassini ....i cant believe i gave a guy a blowjob and made him cum as he was taking a seizure ...I am adding this to my blog !!!!!! this takes the cake !!!!!
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