100% seriously!Seriously?
Like fucking seriously?
You are now my hero. Christy Canyon in her prime??? Fuck, I'd kill myself because surely life would all be downhill from there.
When pornstars were still coming into town and dancing at WAGG (where I met Ginger Lynn) and HOL (where I met Selena Steele) I was old enough to go see them but not old enough to know enough to find out if they provided. Oh if I only knew then what I know now I'd have run through more porn stars than Ron Jeremy himself!
And now that you mention it, not long after that I decided it was time to settle down - got married, divorced, married again, another divorce, yet another marriage, and yes, you guessed it, just concluded divorce #3.
There was a time when women would compare me to Gerard Butler; now I'm more like Gerard Depardieu.
So things did pretty much go downhill from there.
So now I've been hitting the stripjoints & MP's with a vengeance.