Johnny as vice president of my fan club I have to inform you of this weekends happenings. I took the boat to the beach this weekend for the first time. Seen lots of people I hadn't seen in a year or two, a bevy of scantily clad girls in & out of the boat all day & people feeding me shot after shot. Nothing really caught my eye with the exception of tall, lanky, kinda shy late teen/early 20's chick that wasn't into the drinking games her friends we're into. She asked if she could hang out in the cabin & the hospitable gentleman that I am I said make yourself at home... she takes a friggin nap. The day goes on everybody's chilling telling their covid stories & getting pickled including me...great effin Saturday! Sleeping beauty wakes up & asks if a friend can come over that's getting off work, I say no problem ask her to stop at the supermarket & pick up some lobster tails for dinner...40 minutes later another tall lanky brunette shows up in a bikini with tails (life is good)! Everybody starts cooking dinner & the chicks on my boat are definitely the cutest "cooks". Great dinner between the six different boats tied off, chicks on my boat clean up all the dishes & make the boat spic & span. They tell me they have to go into town for a few things & they'll be back for a surprise...my eyes light up with thoughts of bending these besties over in tandem!
10 o'clock rolls around & I'm staggering to the front of the boat to get my wang out of my shorts so I don't piss myself...Jesus cripes I think I had one too many. 20 minutes later I see a flashlight & the girls making their way out to the boat with a small bag. They get on we have a little wine & some flirty conversation & then they go downstairs & tell me to come down in a few minutes with my eyes closed...God bless the man upstairs! I wait at least 5 minutes to be cool & clinging to the railing I make my way down & open my eyes to see two pretty ducking hot girls no more than 21 years old in matching lingerie...every guys fantasy right? Here's where it gets weird, usually the thought of tagging two scantily clad 20 year olds I'd be at half mast oozing a little precum...not so much today. We start to make out & one goes to pull my shorts down & I stop her & ask them for a little show...fucking still nothing doing down there. At this point I'm starting to panic & think fuk maybe something happened to my little guy since earlier in the week? With two naked chicks making out in front of you & no arousal a lot of things start racing through your head...did I really have that much to drink, did someone spike my drink, is there viagra stashed in the medicine cabinet somewhere, could I be turning gay...the list goes on a mile a minute! What a friggin dilemma two horny girls that want to get ducked, I'm as limp as a chimp...& they want to rip my shorts off ffs!
Johnny baby this is where you & the rest of my fan club could have saved the day if you we're on speed dial! Without you guys my quick thinking went into action & I explained I had to take a few prescription muscle relaxers because of my "golf swing injury".... I think they half bought it & I ended up getting a great back massage before they abandoned ship & went back to land to duck some lucky bastard! First time out & I drank myself stupid...the lesson here lads is too much of a good thing can ruin something even better! So DM me Johnny & Lakeboy & I'll put you guys on standby in case I duck up again Lol
There's always next weekend for redemption!