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MrBill

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Have a lady give you her phone number, then mystically vanish off the face of the earth? Maybe it’s the Lady you encounter at a club wearing a dangerously tight outfit with a low-cut top. Exposing her bountiful sweater kittens that men (and some ladies) admire and desire so much. How about the Lady you met at the supermarket picking out bananas, then abruptly looking up at you, smiles,,, and naively moistens her lips with her tongue then leaving then slightly parted. That kind of naughty yet innocent behavior designed to get a man’s attention. Charismatically luring you to say the first word, cautious to make the next move, you get comfortable, you talk a bit, then she offers her phone number. Trying not to look anxious, you wait a couple days, then make that call. Only to get an answering machine with her melodious voice assuring you that she will return your call. Subsequently she never does. Do you call again? Or just let fate be the decider…
 

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MrBill said:
Have a lady give you her phone number, then mystically vanish off the face of the earth?
I didn't realize women sometimes give out their phone numbers. Please tell me how to entice them to do so.
 

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... Only to get an answering machine with her melodious voice assuring you that she will return your call …
There is (or was) an Ottawa radio station (FM89.9?) that advertised a phone number for listeners to use when being "hit" on. Callers would then leave messages thinking it was their new potential friend. They played these messages on the radio ... LMAO ...

The moral ... always keep your message simple ... you never know who's listening. :D
 

MojoRisin'

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this sounds Jerry, George and Kramer sitting around having one of their little chats. Wheres Elaine with a female perspective? Id not call again. You should have given her your number too when the exchange happened too. Anyway, the other thought is that she pulled an Elaine and gave you a fake number. Some ladies just like to go through the motions to see a dude squirm.

Oh one more idea....give me her number and Ill call her and feel things out for ya :D
 

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MrBill said:
then abruptly looking up at you, smiles,,, and naively moistens her lips with her tongue then leaving them slightly parted.
women don't do that
 

red

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MrBill said:
Have a lady give you her phone number, then mystically vanish off the face of the earth? …
yes it happened to me - it was made into an x-files episode
 

MrBill

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rick dickulous said:
women don't do that
Then you haven’t spent much time in the grocery store lately, have you?

She jotted her personal home phone number on the back of her business card and slipped it into my shirt pocket. And asked me to phone her when I had the chance. .BTW she works at a major bank in town as a private banker. At least that is what on the card.

It has been four days now. I’m leaning toward calling tomorrow… After all [SIZE=-1]she was kind of cute a subtle of way. [/SIZE]
 

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MrBill said:
Then you haven’t spent much time in the grocery store lately, have you?

She jotted her personal home phone number on the back of her business card and slipped it into my shirt pocket. And asked me to phone her when I had the chance. .BTW she works at a major bank in town as a private banker. At least that is what on the card.

It has been four days now. I’m leaning toward calling tomorrow… After all [SIZE=-1]she was kind of cute a subtle of way. [/SIZE]
MrBill : Hi, you gave me your number in the grocery store four days ago...

Woman: why did you wait so long to call?

MrBill: I wanted to ask my friends on an escort review board whether I should call, they double dared me so ... hello, hello, we seem to have a bad connection.............
 

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You mean like a Sandra Bernhard kind of cute?
ewww im sorry but how do you find any kinda cute in Sandra Bernhard? *shivers*
 

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red said:
MrBill : Hi, you gave me your number in the grocery store four days ago...

Woman: why did you wait so long to call?

MrBill: I wanted to ask my friends on an escort review board whether I should call, they double dared me so ... hello, hello, we seem to have a bad connection.............
lmfao

I usually wait 5 days before I call. It also depends on what day i get the number. I'll usually call on a Monday or Wednesday. Leaves less room for an excuse of, Oh I have plans already sorry. hehehe
 

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ruck said:
lmfao

I usually wait 5 days before I call. It also depends on what day i get the number. I'll usually call on a Monday or Wednesday. Leaves less room for an excuse of, Oh I have plans already sorry. hehehe

Yes follow this advice and DO IT NOW
 

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MojoRisin' said:
ewww im sorry but how do you find any kinda cute in Sandra Bernhard? *shivers*
You said it man. I wouldn't fuck her with a stick!
 

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MrBill said:
She jotted her personal home phone number on the back of her business card and slipped it into my shirt pocket. And asked me to phone her when I had the chance.
1) Has this ever happened to anyone else?

2) If she was ovulating at the time or was desperately lonely, then your window of opportunity might be long closed.
 

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This thread is starting to remind me of that movie "Swingers" with Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. If I recall correctly, in the movie they suggest that you always call three days later. :)
 

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rick dickulous said:
Has this ever happened to anyone else?
Absolutely !!! It has happened often and not often enough. Yes, with the right attitude, a lady will hand you her card/number. Occassionally, I have ladies slide the info into my shirt or jacket pocket ... BUT ... still waiting for that special lady who slides it in and out my front pant pocket ... gently at first ... then a little faster ... and faster ... and faster still ... that one I will call right away ... after I have a smoke. :D

Cheers,
EG
 

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Oh come on, this happens all the time. Worse case, she was yanking your chain and gave you a phony number. Slightly better case, she was liking you at the time, but thought better of it once the beer goggles wore off.

What about the male version? You ask and accept a lady's number, but you never call her. I've had all of these scenarios happen to me which is why I chiefly see sp's now.
 

MrBill

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Update….

Meister said:
You mean like a Sandra Bernhard kind of cute?
No she wasn’t reminiscent of Sandra Bernhard. Rather more like Veronica Franco played by Catherine McCormack in the movie Dangerous Beauty. But without the sword.

And not an ordinary lady by any means. In our brief meeting I couldn’t help but recognize that she was obviously intelligent and a tad bit witty. Her complexion was fair with delicately rosy cheeks… magnificent long flowing auburn hair… dark sparkling eyes accented with long lashes and sable eyebrows.


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