That's actually a wicked slogan! Unfortunately I do not have an AED. But fortunately I am CPR and EMFR certified; and if all else fails at least you'll go out with me giving you mouth to mouth
From a practical perspective, if such an event did happen I'm inclined to believe the last thing the police are going to do is salt a grieving family's wound by adding oh...and we found him in the condo of a local escort.
Speaking from an sp perspective...I don't know any escorts at all