So, it's not just me. My apologies, but I didn't post a review because, as stated by the OP, there was nothing really wrong, but nothing really right.
Kissing is strange. I even asked if there was an issue with my hygiene and was told that everything is fine, yet the kissing was there, but almost non-participatory. The brother analogy fits well.
I also felt like I was with an MA. She threw on some oil and started a hj and I was only 5 minutes in. I tried to put some subtlety into it and mentioned that it was nice but I would prefer her lips instead. She obliged, but nothing special...almost hesitant.
The one thing I can say that was great was the cim finish. She did take that like a champ and continued on until I was happy.