Just wondering how many guys do some sort of trimming in the nether regions. I'm also curious how the SPs & MPs view the trimming. More hygenic? Does it affect the YMMV options?
Guys, do you trim the bush?
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Usually, I trim a few days before I go see a SP and I don't go bare but try to keep the hair short around my penis and my testicles.
The SPs seem to like the fact that I do this for them. Does it help YMMV? I suppose so, otherwise I wouldn't be doing it.
Also, it makes your cock look bigger.
I use a pair of scissors. I don't think I could ever use a razor.
The SPs seem to like the fact that I do this for them. Does it help YMMV? I suppose so, otherwise I wouldn't be doing it.
Also, it makes your cock look bigger.
I use a pair of scissors. I don't think I could ever use a razor.
SP/MPA
Public/during the session-gives you compliment
Private-not in any mood to think any part of men anatomy
Civilian women
White Anglo & Latina type- 50/50
White EE-Indifferent
Asian women (FOBBY or local born)
- overwhelming negative when the dude trim the bush or clean shaven since many of them by default believe you are homo/gay.
No idea for Ebony/Black women POV
Public/during the session-gives you compliment
Private-not in any mood to think any part of men anatomy
Civilian women
White Anglo & Latina type- 50/50
White EE-Indifferent
Asian women (FOBBY or local born)
- overwhelming negative when the dude trim the bush or clean shaven since many of them by default believe you are homo/gay.
No idea for Ebony/Black women POV
I trim, the Ladies don't want hair in the mouth any more than we do. They trim for us so we should trim for them. Lol
Most of my ex said they won't suck my balls if they're not clean shaven. The first time I shaved down there was the scariest thing ever!
Apparently the worst is 2-4 days after you shave, because all the hairs become pricky. Gotta shave again or let it grow for a couple more days to be enjoyable for the girls to ride you.
Trimming the pubic region with scissor actually make it look the nicest, but takes the longest amount of time.
And yea, I'm curious how do ladies like it best (Hairy, trimmed, or clean shaven)? Maybe someone should make another poll just for the ladies?
Apparently the worst is 2-4 days after you shave, because all the hairs become pricky. Gotta shave again or let it grow for a couple more days to be enjoyable for the girls to ride you.
Trimming the pubic region with scissor actually make it look the nicest, but takes the longest amount of time.
And yea, I'm curious how do ladies like it best (Hairy, trimmed, or clean shaven)? Maybe someone should make another poll just for the ladies?
i've been doing this forever...no complaints...and many ladies compliment me on smoothness...and i try and do an all over trim as well...just good hygiene now....
I think they're still hesitant to show full frontal nudity. Looked like a fake rug to me.
Trim above - look strange if you have chest hair and none further down. I am bald on the balls and around that area along with bald bum etc. Did it for my SO (she wanted to give better BJs so who am I to complain!) and now do it for hygiene and because it feels good.
Initially shaved now use Nair/Veet or whatever it is to maintain.
Initially shaved now use Nair/Veet or whatever it is to maintain.
from a woman's POV (in order of preference),
1. CLEAN SHAVEN!!!
2. if you are too scared of razors or sharp things around your precious bits, then use shaving cream. usually you apply it for 5-15 minutes (easy if you're already in the shower) and wash off.
3. trim, if you don't mind looking a bit smaller and less appealing.
4. don't do anything? don't expect the same treatment as someone clean shaven.
1. CLEAN SHAVEN!!!
2. if you are too scared of razors or sharp things around your precious bits, then use shaving cream. usually you apply it for 5-15 minutes (easy if you're already in the shower) and wash off.
3. trim, if you don't mind looking a bit smaller and less appealing.
4. don't do anything? don't expect the same treatment as someone clean shaven.
Better to just use soap and water (in the shower). I find that shaving cream makes it harder to "control" the razor.
I used to use Nair, I left it on for too long one time and burned the hell out of my right nut. I now use a razor.
Yep been shaving for a while. Agreed on the shower shaving. Also trim the bush and armpits about once a month or so. Never had a complaint, but a lot of complements.
STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind.
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
i apologize for poking fun at your misfortune but i can't stop laughing right now. yoga, thank you for the convincing story and the daily splash of humour.
oops, kudos to 69shooter!
oops, kudos to 69shooter!
