1)If you dont gots anything good to say about anyone come and sit by me
2)To speak without thinking is to shoot with out aiming
3)Many people walk in and out of your life but only ture friends leave foot prints in your heart
4)Since light travels faster then sound people appear bright until you hear them speak.
5)
God must love the common man. He made so many of them.
6)
If you like your passport photo, in all probability you need the holiday.
7)
Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.
8)
Never explain your self, your friends dont need it and your enemies wont belive it.
9)
Life is to short to make mistakes!
10)
Guns don't kill people, stupid people with guns kill people.
11)
"Sitting next to a hot girl for an hour feels like a minute, placing ones hand on a hot stove for an minute feels like an hour"
12)
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe
13)
I dont know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
14)
"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them."
15)
Errors have occured. We wont tell you where or why. Lazy Programmers!
16)
This old man, he play four. He played Knick Knack on a whore! Then he got aids and died.
17)
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need
18)
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery and today is the present - a gift; make the most of it"
19)
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
20)
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
21)
I carry a torch in one hand And a bucket of water with the other With these things, I will set fire to Heaven And put out the flames of Hell So that no one worship God Out of fear of Hell Or greed of Heaven.
22)
Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
23) I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
24)
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film
25)
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
26)
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
27)
To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
28) It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell
29) The mind is its own place, it itself can make a Heaven of Hell, or a Hell of Heaven.
30) Absorb what is useful, Discard what is useless, Add what is essentially your own.
31) I dont read books, I read women
32) 1% knowledge and 99% execution
33) We are drops of water in the ocean of life
34) Its better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.
35) "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
36) This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness
37) He who knows never tells; He who tells never knew
38) What does a person desire most if he owns half of the world? Thats Right! The other half!!"
39) There is a time and a place for everything
