Great Bear Alert...

[toughb]

In case anyone is considering doing some camping this spring or summer, please note the following public service announcement:

Tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears. Tourists are also cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Great Bear. One can tell a Great Bear dropping because it has tiny bells in it...

 

[snowleopard]

Lol ... good one toughb ... here's another cautionary tale.

One day Papasmerf and Rayfinkle were out hiking in the bush when they came across an angry Bear. Papasmerf turned to Rayfinkle and asked: "Do you think you can out run a Bear?" Rayfinkle answered: "Probably not, but as long as I can out run you, who cares?!!"

Unfortunately, Papasmerf didn't have his gun ... Don't ask why Papasmerf and Rayfinkle were hiking together in the bush ... That's another cautionary tale.

 

[RayFinkel]

Then I came across (no pun intended) the Snowyleopard.
He couldn't out run me so I shot him in the fuckin' head.
He was a good pussy and went to heaven.

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[snowleopard]

Then I came across (no pun intended) the Snowyleopard.
He couldn't out run me so I shot him in the fuckin' head.
He was a good pussy and went to heaven.

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LOL ... well at least I'm glad you didn't really 'come across me' and I went to heaven with a clean conscience ... not to mention my unblemished fur!! That would've pissed off Papa!

 

[snowleopard]

BTW Ray ... that looks like a 'Cougar' to me ... did you cheat on Peaches again?