Grampa dribbling........

[Shmoozer]

I never have a problem with it, since I always use a tissue or toilet paper (previously unused, to any of you smart-asses out there) to wipe the head off. I remember when I was a teen, I noticed a strange rankish odour starting to emenate from downstairs even if I shook the damned thing to death to get it clean. Eventually I identified it as happening after I pissed, when the foreskin rolled back up over the head. I've squeezed out any extra urine and wiped it clean ever since, and I've never had a problem since. And all the pulling has lengthened it by 6 inches, too.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

So you're 7 inches now, Shmoozer? LOL

I am cut, so that's not the problem. One question, when you wipe at a urinal in a public bathroom, do you go get a paper towel or something before you piss, hold onto it, then wipe? Where do you put the pissy paper towel? Or do you always go to a stall?

Wondering,
Coolguy.

 

[alliwantislove]

alliwantislove: I eat spicy food every day!!!! I'm supposed to give it up?

Well ... I don't know if we have the same problem. But it wouldn't hurt to give up spicy foods for a week and see what happens. Let me know.

Bob

 

[Shmoozer]

I use a stall whenever possible. If not, I'll live with it and clean myself at the earliest possible time. It may sound strange, but not being circumcised means I've got to take more care of it than a guy who is free and clear at all times. It's too easy for moisture to collect under the foreskin. I've never experienced it, but I've heard about guys having mold starting to grow in there if they don't keep themselves clean. Or maybe that was the equivalent of a horror story that you'd hear to keep behind your ears clean...

 

[Harry_Z]

when you take a piss, how many shakes does it take to get all the piss out?

Thank you for asking, here's a little poem that explains it all:

you can shake and shake
and prance and dance
but the last three drops
go on your pants

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Just when I thought we had discussed every conceivable topic, and had fully exhausted the bodily functions catagory........

Have we talked about poo yet? Color, texture, length, smell, average squares per wipe or number of required flushes?

And yes, I do get a papertowel before I pee... unless I have dark pants, in which case its my little secret anyway.

 

[MilesV]

1) yes , I have dribbled, lol- have to be careful when wearing light coloured slacks , especially gray.

Saturday Night Live , had a skit on this one time , Tony Rosato ( ex. Second City in TO) was playing a guy wearing a new product that was being advertised ( skit was a commericial) called Peeny Pads, - men wore then like a women wear their Lightdays etc. to prevent leakage/drippage stains, - I thought it was hilarious.

2) Bidet's are great , had one in my Hotel room in Mexico, - so with all the Tequilla , Beer, Spicy Food and nasty water, I spent a fair bit of time sitting on the can. - THANK God for the bidet, got rid of that burning ring.
- at home , just use the hand held shower to give my buttocks a good clean - ahhhhhhhhh!

3) For MM, - we used to describe how bad or liquidy our shit's were by how many wipes it took to clean ourselves.
- wow , I just had a 6 wiper , LOL.

MV

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Shmoozer: If you get mold growing on any part of your body, you need some help, dude. I don't care if you have a little extra skin on your cock, pull it back in the shower and wash that thing up!

MuffinMuncher: I'll be sure to start a shit thread just for you.

MilesV: 6 wipes? I have a buddy, we call him One Wipe, who wipes once and once only. He figures if that's not enough, that's why he has underwear. He's rarely invited out anymore.


CG

 

[Pyro]

Oh yes...WE HAVE!

Have we talked about poo yet? Color, texture, length, smell, average squares per wipe or number of required flushes?

Before "Troops" left this site, there were all kids of wonderful threads like this one. I miss that guy!

But since you asked...

1. My logs vary from a dark nut brown to very light...almost beige.
   
2. Log texture is variable too. Some appear smooth and homogenous while others, like an O'Henry bar, are composed of visible sub-components; the previous day's menu can often be inferred.
   Note to readers, all comments on texture are based only on visual observation. Anyone that has "first hand" knowledge of the texture has some serrious problems.
   
3. Some cable is long and can coil twice the circumference of the bowl. More often, dumps break up into smaller components. Girth (though you didn't ask) can vary greatly; beware the ultra-wide versions; especially if the texture is rough!
   
4. Ah Smell...though only he (or she) who pinched any particular loaf can properly appreciate its olfactory properties (shit is nothing, if not proprietary) I find that some of mine smell like country trasures and others are like rotting road-kill. Variety is the spice of life.
   
   I have to answer these out of order.
5. I usually wipe four to seven times. The first couple of wipes take most of the rectal-fecal smears away, the next couple get the remaining, ellusive, cling-ons. There must always be one final audit-wipe that comes up completely clean before I am prepared to end the session.
6. The first several wipes take six to ten squares, depending on the consistency of the log just pinched. The number of squares reduces with each subsequent wipe. I will always use a minimum of three squares.
   
7. I will always flush immediately after dumping in a public toilet and then again (of course) when the wiping is done. Sometimes, a follow-up flush is required if a fresh bowl is not acheived. At home, I will not flush after clipping because I want to admire and analyse my log.

I Hope this has been helpful and educational. I see material for several polls here!

Pyro the (clean wiping) Pig.

 

[thighspy]

Clean surroundings--

Pyro--you are the salt of the earth.Why discuss how to get rid of Busch,when the real question is---how to keep It clean..


Life is too short to hurry>

 

[Shmoozer]

thecoolguyms72,

You may have misunderstood me. I wasn't saying *I* had mold, but rather that I'd heard about it happening. Or at least being possible. Either way, I agree - keep it clean under the foreskin. It's for yuor own health, not to mention that it'll keep a prospective date from leaving you high and hard when she opens the equipment for usage.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

I know it Shmoozer, I was just razzing you.