This is mainly for the guys, but possibly for the women.......when you take a piss, how many shakes does it take to get all the piss out? Do you sometimes tuck the little guy in and he spits down your pantleg? How do you make sure this doesn't happen? I hate looking down and there are a few dribble drops. This has only recently started happening, is there something I should be worried about?
Grampa dribbling........
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did you mean...
Most men are more than happy to get into the boudoir!
Pyro the (dribble-free) Pig
I think you mean bidet.Lilith said:
Most men are more than happy to get into the boudoir!
Pyro the (dribble-free) Pig
Shake with care
You do have to shake with care. I had one embarrassing moment when flogging it carelessly.
Had to take a whiz right before graduating and going on stage to accept my diploma. I was in a hurry to get to the hall and stuffed the big guy back in my pants without checking to see if I had, in fact, stopped dribbling. This left a large, dark, noticeable patch on my groin.
I managed to put my blazer over my arm and had it hang down over my urine-soaked pants. Fortunately no one noticed but there was distinct and pungent piss-smell emanating from my nether regions.
What a day.
Be careful gentlemen
You do have to shake with care. I had one embarrassing moment when flogging it carelessly.
Had to take a whiz right before graduating and going on stage to accept my diploma. I was in a hurry to get to the hall and stuffed the big guy back in my pants without checking to see if I had, in fact, stopped dribbling. This left a large, dark, noticeable patch on my groin.
I managed to put my blazer over my arm and had it hang down over my urine-soaked pants. Fortunately no one noticed but there was distinct and pungent piss-smell emanating from my nether regions.
What a day.
Be careful gentlemen
It's Free!
Pyro the Pig.
You misundertood me... I meant to say that I dribble freely.thecoolguyms72 said:
Pyro the Pig.
Beef........I didn't mean to put it in your pants before you're done pissing, the odd spots I get are like little drops, not something that would be a noticeable patch with a pungent piss-smell coming from it. You must have had an Austin Powers piss going and tucked it away well before finishing or something.
That's another thing.........who gets pisser run on? Where you piss, then you think you're done, and then more comes out, then done, then more.......etc.? I hate that, especially when you're pissing in a toilet rather than a urinal.
That's another thing.........who gets pisser run on? Where you piss, then you think you're done, and then more comes out, then done, then more.......etc.? I hate that, especially when you're pissing in a toilet rather than a urinal.
Re: It's Free!
Oh, okay, you said you were the dribble-free pig. I guess if you piss a bit in your pen/sty, it wouldn't make a big difference, would it?Pyro said:
shake the piss out.
Careful!!!If you need a string on your Johnson,to find him,it will of course dribble,you should be using Scotch tape.But this will only work for LUCKY guys like me,who still have their Foreskin,"A Joy forever"
Life is to short to hurry.
P.S. horror of horrors,i used the wrong hole?????(note to Lilith)
Careful!!!If you need a string on your Johnson,to find him,it will of course dribble,you should be using Scotch tape.But this will only work for LUCKY guys like me,who still have their Foreskin,"A Joy forever"
Life is to short to hurry.
P.S. horror of horrors,i used the wrong hole?????(note to Lilith)
Re: Re: did you mean...
It almost feels as good as a rusty trombone.
Word that up.Lilith said:hehe...thank-you.....but you get the idea. I have read that those who use the bidet have less physical ails such as those nasty hemmroids. Plus really......it feels damn good and like I said, squeaky clean
It almost feels as good as a rusty trombone.
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eyeofthedragon
hehe...thank-you.....but you get the idea. I have read that those who use the bidet have less physical ails such as those nasty hemmroids. Plus really......it feels damn good and like I said, squeaky clean - and I thought a bidet was just a drinking fountain
wisdom.
He dribble freely-or wet leg syndrom???
Page 625 of F+W right between Quote"hemorrahge" and Quote"hemorrhoidectomy--low and behold here is Quote"HEMORRHOID--(damned took six tries to write that) also known as pain in the ass.Please do not be offended ,i meant the condition and not you.This of course is no slight on your person,as i do not know your person.
Disclaimer!!!!
Having masturbated in memory of a lovely Lady in the early hours of the morning. I being of unsound mind will take absolutely no responsibility for any of this.(man that hurt)
Life is too short to hurry.
I am not a salesman for F+W.Nor am i associated with the Company printing this hunk of knowledge.
He dribble freely-or wet leg syndrom???
Page 625 of F+W right between Quote"hemorrahge" and Quote"hemorrhoidectomy--low and behold here is Quote"HEMORRHOID--(damned took six tries to write that) also known as pain in the ass.Please do not be offended ,i meant the condition and not you.This of course is no slight on your person,as i do not know your person.
Disclaimer!!!!
Having masturbated in memory of a lovely Lady in the early hours of the morning. I being of unsound mind will take absolutely no responsibility for any of this.(man that hurt)
Life is too short to hurry.
I am not a salesman for F+W.Nor am i associated with the Company printing this hunk of knowledge.
A Serious Reply (Finally) ...
I have had a similar problem for many years. Saw an MD once, a urologist, who recommended large doses of ibuprofen. I think that is why I have stomach problems (acid reflux) today. In any event it didn't help the leaking.
Finally I realized that it might have something to do with diet. I am quite sure that spicy foods aggravate the problem. Hot salsa, for example, will do it. I think that even things with vinegar do it. And mustard (Grey Poupon at least). It's hard to be really sure because the effect is not immediate, i.e. it's not like I have some hot salsa and I leak a bit following my next piss. Rather, I will have some of the offending food and I will leak following urination somewhere between 24 and 48 hours later.
I have thought that Kegel exercises might help but I have never been able to remember to do them on a regular basis.
Good Luck, Bob
I have had a similar problem for many years. Saw an MD once, a urologist, who recommended large doses of ibuprofen. I think that is why I have stomach problems (acid reflux) today. In any event it didn't help the leaking.
Finally I realized that it might have something to do with diet. I am quite sure that spicy foods aggravate the problem. Hot salsa, for example, will do it. I think that even things with vinegar do it. And mustard (Grey Poupon at least). It's hard to be really sure because the effect is not immediate, i.e. it's not like I have some hot salsa and I leak a bit following my next piss. Rather, I will have some of the offending food and I will leak following urination somewhere between 24 and 48 hours later.
I have thought that Kegel exercises might help but I have never been able to remember to do them on a regular basis.
Good Luck, Bob
Actually it's probably happening as you age because your prostate is following the natural process of aging as well. The prostate grows and constricts the urethra, lesseing flow of urine through it. Maybe it's time for a visit to your friendly neighborhood urologist!
Flooey!
Flooey!
