Gramage a big winner!

[Cave Carson]

I'm pleased to be the first to announce that our friend Gramage has won a free session at either HFH or IT by finishing second in the July review contest over on MBB! Gramage posted a review that was so unspeakably sordid, base, twisted and depraved that such other unrepentant compulsive serial reviewers as Foxhound, Hepcat, Revolver, Wooly110, Muddy Waters, The Fan and myself were left literally shellshocked at the starting line! Foxhound in particular took it very hard. "If I have to visit every stripjoint, body rub and cathouse in the city to satisfy their sick degenerate prurient interests I will! Don't think I'm not up for the task! You'll see! If they want someone to wallow in filth, I'll be their man!" were among his more guarded and carefully considered comments!

So congratulations to you Gramage! You've gone from being just a little putz to being a big swinging dick in just a few short weeks. Your new wench Vanessa will be ever so impressed! We all hope she's rocking your world! God bless!

 

[gramage]

my new wench Vanessa? what the hell are you talking about? And it's not a free session, door fee is waved. WTF??

 

[comefromaway]

CC might have confused the MBB win with the offer of a free session by Tinop and the offer of a lift up to 905 land by Hornet (or was it the other way around)...and let's not forget about the freebie from Miranda (with barely any effort in answering skill testing questions)...you're leading a charmed life

 

[gramage]

I'll consider myself charmed after one of these things goes through.

 

[Cave Carson]

Gramage!

"And it's not a free session, door fee is waved. WTF??"

Details! Details! You won man (well almost)! That's all that counts! Foxhound is so jealous! And who knows, maybe Kayla herself will take care of your session!

 

[Hepcat]

"...and let's not forget about the freebie from Miranda...you're leading a charmed life (Gramage)." - Comefromaway

It seems all kinds of women are throwing themselves at Gramage these days! (I wish I was so blessed!) Vanessa will not be amused!

 

[Foxhound]

"If I have to visit every stripjoint, body rub and cathouse in the city to satisfy their sick degenerate prurient interests I will! Don't think I'm not up for the task! You'll see! If they want someone to wallow in filth, I'll be their man!"

Lies! Slander and vicious lies! I wouldn't be caught dead in a cathouse! I leave the cathouses to that fleabag Hepcat! I said brothel! Or was that bordello...?

 

[revolver]

'll consider myself charmed after one of these things goes through.

Well Gram, you must be doin' something right. Offers for free service left and right, guys wanna drive you all over town, and even pay for your sessions. You finish SECOND in the contest and STILL get the prize .... and your still complaining .... yup .... charmed is the word I think.

But watch out for August, I've been out and about ... and reviews are coming ...

 

[comefromaway]

Summer's ending

hey Gram, don'ja just know that when the 1st week of September hits and it's back to the books and all the expenses and even less disposable income...that's the time you'll be cut off

go for it while you can

 

[Crippler]

Sorry,but count me out for tomorrow(Fri.Aug.16)......you understand right??!

oh no ! first Miranda , now Tinop

 

[gramage]

revolver, no worries from me as I have nothing to review.

Gramage,I cannot believe this is you talking here.
I agree with Ripped,it absolutely is a free session.

I know you never asked for any freebies(actually you were asking for a belated B-day gift) but at the same time you do not sound very grateful that you are getting a free session from IT or HFH.Most guys would be happy,but you sound upset still that only the door fee is waved.What else did you want for free??

I met you at Timmy's and you seem like a nice guy,but now you are talking with your other head......not good!

Sorry,but count me out for tomorrow(Fri.Aug.16)......you understand right??

P.S.

If you decide not to go,at least call way in advance and let them know........thanks!

T: like I've said if you don't want to do it thats all good, but I'm confused what I said that ticked you off. of course I'm happy Kayla's picking up the tab on the door fee, hell I'm thrilled about it, but with people taking little pot shots at me (calling me a putz) after I've taken a lot of flak for getting freebies I'm gonna correct them about how free it is. I certainly don't expect an all inclusive massage just for a review. Now I did think you were offering that and if I was presuming then sorry, but how is it greedy when other people are making all the offers and I'm just explaing what they are? the WTF from my first post here was for the putz thing and saying I had a wench Vanessa which I still don't get. Whatever, I still want to go for the session (just have to make it a half hour instead) but I'm a little thrown now, what did I do?

 

[Captain Bly]

ah the exuberance of youth, opened your mouth once too much and your free stuff flies away!!

 

[gramage]

yeah I never have been good at keeping my mouth shut when I should, whether thats youth in general or just me I'll let other decide.
not a big deal though, it's not like I ever actually had anything free and lost it, just an offer that fell through, no harm done. Besides, I enjoy the anticipation that comes from things like this, and the idea of a free massage was pretty fun. Plus with the MBB review prize gift certificate I'm getting a massage from a beautiful woman for a hundred bucks (I can't go for anything less), if that the worst thing that happens to me from here on then comefromaway is right, I am leading a charmed life.