Gospel 'Do not call' lists?

http://www.donotcall.ca/
I'm not against religious preachers. What I'm against are persistent people that will not accept 'NO' for answer.

I made the mistake had a 15 min chat with this well-spoken female preacher while working on the frontyard. I mentioned how many before her tried to 'lead me to God' to discourage her from trying.

Now she sees GT as her personal challenge. Repeatedly ring my doorbell at the most annoying time, sometimes with her husband, mostly alone. Must she pick times when I'm searching on Terb & checking out cutie pix.

Is there a gospel 'Do not call' list?

What would you do if in my case? Remember she's polite but damn annoying persistent!
 
Years ago a buddy of mine was washing the car in the driveway when the JW's came a calling. He told them politely three times he wasn't interested but they kept on at him. So ... he turned the hose on them. He said they NEVER came to his house after that.
 
goodtime said:
http://www.donotcall.ca/
I made the mistake had a 15 min chat with this well-spoken female preacher while working on the frontyard. I mentioned how many before her tried to 'lead me to God' to discourage her from trying.

Now she sees GT as her personal challenge. Repeatedly ring my doorbell at the most annoying time,
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Come on, admit it, all this must have started when you initially thought you may end up scoring with her if you indulged her evangelical work...

Hopefully you've learned your lesson.

Now for another lesson: invite Rusty over during a typical visiitation time, answer the door together (naked), explain that you're lovers and invite her and the hubby in for a Bi-Foursome & Bukkake ... so she can "experience what the Great Flood really feels like". That will probably be the last conversation you'll ever have with them.
 
i tell then I am Catholic ..so Fu@k OFF!!! followed by a Juicy fart and say to them "oh my ass thinks the same thing.. you see it has a better opinion.. " if they are still there i just close the door... never had anyone return...
 
hot rod said:
Years ago a buddy of mine was washing the car in the driveway when the JW's came a calling. He told them politely three times he wasn't interested but they kept on at him. So ... he turned the hose on them. He said they NEVER came to his house after that.
She may just enjoy that...it was a hot day & she had on a white blouse.

My uncle did chase away a JW a garden hose.
 
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My buddy's idea was that I invite them in and then he was going to walk out of his room in nothing but his dirtiest pair of underwear and sit down on the couch next to them, carry on a conversation scratching his balls the whole time.
 
ladyofthenite said:
Best way I have ever heard to stop that from reoccurring (and I was there to see this first hand)...was, "Sure come on in and we're glad you're here! My boyfriend of 17 years and I are still living in sin, raising the kids we had out of wedlock, but we'd love to talk to you over a beer and a cigarette!"
Sounds like the mother of a girl I once dated. She was a blast.:p
 
Hard Idle said:
Come on, admit it, all this must have started when you initially thought you may end up scoring with her if you indulged her evangelical work...

Hopefully you've learned your lesson.
Scoring wasn't my 1st thought...I like to observe people. She did remind me of an old Christian GF. Not sure why but a thought did occur in my mind how sexually suppress she may be...

And what happens she brings her husband along on the 2nd visit. He quietly stood there the whole time. Guess he's the type that likes to watch!:eek: