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Exploding an atomic bomb in Chico, California is punishable by a $500. fine

In Paulding, Ohio it is legal for a policeman to bite a dog

It's against the law in Chicago for "exceedingly ugly" people to appear in public

Donkeys are forbidden by law to sleep in bathtubs in Arizona

In Michigan it is against the law to put a skunk in your boss's desk
 

MissCroft

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In Alaska, it is illegal to view a moose from an airplane.

In Toronto, it is illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday. I presume this means that it IS legal on any other day of the week!
 

Jade4u

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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york/

Check out some of these dumb laws. You can chose the laws by states. Here is some for New York.

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM

City Laws in New York

Carmel

A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.

Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Greene

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Ocean City

A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

People may not slurp their soup.

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.
 

nss

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stacey4u2luv said:
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york/

some for New York.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

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See, THAT'S why I don't like New York. Where I'm from, you can greet people by putting your thumb to your nose and wiggling your fingers, it's perfectly ok to throw a ball at someone's head for fun (our pitchers are quite good at it, in fact), and if you want to walk the streets on Sundays with an ice cream cone in your pocket (or if you're just happy to see someone), that's ok too.

HOWEVER,
--At a wake, mourners may eat no more than 3 sandwiches,
--It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients (it's ok, we use more conventional anaesthetics)
--Taxi drivers are prohibited from having sex in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts (presumably the back seat or the trunk are permissable spots to get laid)
--A woman CAN NOT be on top during sexual activities (that's why I'm visiting Toronto, in fact, as I'm tired of participating in illegal activities and putting my partners at risk)
--Bullets may not be used as currency (Waiter, I'd like to pay for this cheeseburger with these .357 shells, is that ok?)
 
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