Goodfellas Pizza

[Insidious Von]

One bite everyone knows the rules.

A Goodfellas Pizza opened in my neighbourhood, it's a chain from Lexington KY. They are advertising the shit out of it in the most maudlin way, on TLN. The Pres is being genteel, from the second I saw it, I knew it was a Farthole Pizza. I would have gone ballistic.

 

[Insidious Von]

The Pres wanted to come here for the NHL combine, I don't think they'll let him in.

For those who are confused as to what a Farthole Pizza is. It tastes like cardboard and gives you agita and methane at the same time. Haven't been to NYC in three years, last time I was there all I ate was pizza.

 

[Insidious Von]

Some tell gay jokes about Pres, I don't think so. He knows where to rest his chin.

One lick everybody knows the rules.

 

[explorerzip]

I think you're referring to this Canadian chain that happens to have the same name: https://www.goodfellaspizza.ca/

This is the American chain: https://www.goodfellaspizzeria.com/

 

[malata]

Some tell gay jokes about Pres, I don't think so. He knows where to rest his chin.

One lick everybody knows the rules.

buddy looka like zucker. he likes to rest his chin on faces and makes the rulez up on pizza ads