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TRX

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know how to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest inquired.

They say,

'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.

'You know,' he said,

'I may have a solution to your problem.

I have two male talking parrots,

Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house,

And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,

And your parrots are sure to stop saying . . that phrase . . in no time.'

Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot

And exclaimed, 'Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!
 

Prim0

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Birds of a feather...
fock together...
 

T.O.tourist

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After 20 years of sex in the dark
A wife discovers that her husband has been screwing her with a dildo the whole time.
She says to him "Whats with the dildo? You prick."
He replies "Whats with the kids? Slut."
 

kkelso

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T.O.tourist said:
After 20 years of sex in the dark
A wife discovers that her husband has been screwing her with a dildo the whole time.
She says to him "Whats with the dildo? You prick."
He replies "Whats with the kids? Slut."

First time I'd heard that one - thanks!
 

T.O.tourist

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kkelso said:
First time I'd heard that one - thanks!
You're welcome :)
Anyone else have any jokes that we haven't heard hundreds of times?
 

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on your girlfriend
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
 

T.O.tourist

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LMAO
Nice one, player
 
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