Goober Needs Your Help!

[mmm61318]

Actually I think we should shoot him and put him out of his misery.

OR

We should shoot him and put him out of our misery

 

[Lil'Miss]

Ahem...excuse me everyone, Goobers hand is busy.
And would you quiet down, I'm concentrating!!

Miss

 

[The Baroness]

the inmates are running the Asylum...Submissive Dave has turned everyone to the dark side...in the two weeks that I've been gone, everyone suddenly wants Submissive Dave to lick, suck, and do other things that give me nightmares...

where are the Wolverines in this darkest of hours?

DW

Dave is now King Wolverine.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Dave is now King Wolverine.

Oh, king, eh, very nice. And 'ow'd 'e get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress,--

 

[Cardinal Fang]

 

[DenWa]

DenWa is considering changing the name of our gang from the Wolverine to the "No Dave's Club"...sorry SD...you won't usurp our throne with your creampie antics.

DW

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Point of order DenWa!

The Wolverines are a anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting. A simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-affairs!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Norwegian Ik tvika nasai...
SUBTITLE: 'GOOD EVENING'

Norwegian ...Stivianka sobjiord ki niyanska ik takka Norge weginda zokiy yniet...
SUBTITLE: 'YOU MAY THINK IT STRANGE THAT WE SHOULD BE ASKING YOU TO VOTE NORWEGIAN AT THE NEXT ELECTION'

Norwegian ...Ik vietta nogiunda sti jibiora...
SUBTITLE: 'BUT CONSIDER THE ADVANTAGES'

Norwegian In Norge we hatta svinska offikiose buinni a gogik in Europa.
SUBTITLE: 'IN NORWAY, WE HAVE ONE OF THE HIGHEST PER CAPPA INCOME RATES IN EUROPE'

Norwegian Sti glikka in Norge tijik dinstianna gikloosi stijioska kary.
SUBTITLE: 'WE HAVE AN INDUSTRIAL RE-INVESTMENT RATE OF 14%'

Norwegian E in Norge we hatta siddinkarvo dikinik chaila osto tykka hennakska.
SUBTITLE: 'AND GIRLS WITH MASSIVE KNOCKERS!'

Norwegian Gikkiaski ungurden kola bijiusti stonosse.
SUBTITLE: 'HONESTLY, THEY'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU'

Norwegian Hijiasgo biunderten ki yikilpa stivvora niski ofidae.
SUBTITLE: 'THEY'LL GO THROUGH THE CARD'

Norwegian E stavaskija, E stonioska.
SUBTITLE: 'YOU NAME IT, THEY KNOW IT'

Norwegian Stingik oloshoyert okka in Trondheim khi oyplitz...
SUBTITLE: 'BUT THERE'S ONE IN TRONDHEIM WHO CAN PUT HER...'

Blackout.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Norwegian Sti glikka in Norge tijik dinstianna gikloosi stijioska kary.
SUBTITLE: 'WE HAVE AN INDUSTRIAL RE-INVESTMENT RATE OF 14%'

This statement alone is the single most arousing thing of read on this board in a long time.
LMFAO!

 

[DenWa]

Well, I'm making a motion to create an amendment barring Submissive Dave from ever attaining Wolverine membership for fear that he may spread his peculiar fetishes and the taste for other men's semen amongst the gang...do I hear a second?

DW

 

[eyeofthedragon]

eye i mean aye but I fear miranda may use executive power to protect dave. I move that we strike all mentions of creampies from the record and go back to talking about large breasted norwegian women

 

[DenWa]

Dave will never be our King!!!

Miranda - your Jedi mind trick won't work on me...

Even if you are an incredibly foxy Jedi...

DW

 

[The Baroness]

Jedi mind trick....lol


oh my thats cute...hehehehehe

P.SA little creampie never killed anybody

 

[Goober Mcfly]

P.SA little creampie never killed anybody

*files motion to impeach miranda*

 

[eyeofthedragon]

mmmm mn miranda's peaches

 

[The Baroness]

*files motion to impeach miranda*

*kicks goober*

and runs to other wolverines offering sexual favors to turn against goob.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

and runs to other wolverines offering sexual favors to turn against goob.

HAH! That won't work. Right guys?

Guys?

Hello?

 

[xarir]

HAH! That won't work. Right guys?

Guys?

Hello?

Oh shush Goober. We're busy doing sexual favours over here ...

 

[Lil'Miss]

Goober who?
(a little to the left Miranda)

 

[DenWa]

Goober, I won't desert you man...

DenWa whispers to Miranda to meet him later - without Submissive Dave!

DW