God Must Be Laughing

[Rockslinger]

When God created Adam and then Eve, he/she/it must have been in a mischievous mood. He gave Adam a sex drive that is 100 times stronger than Eve's, but he gave Adam only one SOG in the first 7 seconds. She gave Eve multiple O's but they come only in the last minute of play in the 3rd period. Then he/she/it made Adam hit his sexual peak at age 17 but delayed Eve's until she is 30. Finally, to spoil the fun, he/she/it planted all these STD's and undercover "morality" squad officers.

The Big Guy (or Big Lady) up there must be laughing his/her head off watching the sons and daughters of Adam and Eve running around trying to make this sexual thing work.

 

[bobistheowl]

A lot of STDs originated from interspecies sexual acts, ie: humans and animals. Effects of the disease may be relatively mild in the original species, but may be more serious in humans.

Syphilis, for example, has been a scourge of mankind for at least 8,000 years. It was originally a disease only affecting sheep.

 

[LancsLad]

A lot of STDs originated from interspecies sexual acts, ie: humans and animals. Effects of the disease may be relatively mild in the original species, but may be more serious in humans.

Syphilis, for example, has been a scourge of mankind for at least 8,000 years. It was originally a disease only affecting sheep.

Damned Scots.

 

[phogNphriction]

George Carlin did a great bit about this.

"God likes to watch... sets the rules in opposition..."

His conclusion:

"God must be laughing his sick fucking ass off..."

If you know of a good source for standup clips, it might be
worth a search.

 

[Papi Chulo]

Is it possible to catch VD from a sheep?

 

[LancsLad]

Is it possible to catch VD from a sheep?

Putting on his Sheik disguise he says " Ye can nere get the VD from a bonny sheep, that be a dastardly lie started by the vile English swine" as he takes a long hearty swig from the Woolite jug

Regaining his composure and normal look he replies " Fucken eh you can , ger stuffed ye damned Scots"

Both then run as the Police give chase, seems the Woolite Company Board meeting was private. Who knew.

 

[red]

Is it possible to catch VD from a sheep?

just do what sheik does- wear protection

 

[LancsLad]

Sheik changes up brands and farmyard animals. With horses its Trojans all the way.

 

[Shades]

Sheik changes up brands and farmyard animals. With horses its Trojans all the way.

Ramses with the sheep then?