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HaileyGirl

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This thread makes me want to take DATY off my menu. What if you think you are OK, guys dont complain or even say you taste/smell fine but really no one tells you and they talk behind your back :eek:

I am a very clean girl but what if thats not enough??? This is some scary shit! I mean, are these girls far and few or is this common??
 

The Oracle

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Here's my anecdote. I'm with this girl for the first time. I decide that I going to give her a big treat and go down on her right off the bat. Note: when I say "big treat" I'm being sarcasstic, because I'm 20 years old at the time and don't know squat but think I do. Anyways I pull her panties off and discover she's a natural blonde. This happened in the 80's so needless to say she had a full bush. Without looking to close I go in for the kill. Just as I start my rapture of the tongue I notice something crunchy in my teeth. At that moment I pull away and take a close look. I notice to my horror that the pubic hair that runs from her anus to her vaginal opening is strewn with what apparently looks like bacon bits. Except it ain't bacon bits! My scientific conclusion was that she was a back to front wiper. Like the young eager trooper i was I got her in the shower cleaned her up. Did the deed. got the hell out of dodge and never went back.
 

Ryliexoxox

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I think that the way a girls 'area' smells is what most girls are self-concious of. So why wouldn't they know? And why would these women offer DATY? I like to have a DATY day here and there, and I know I would tell the girl, in a polite way ofcourse.
"sometimes I just don't feel fresh........even after a shower.....what should I do?" Come on, everyone knows this commercial!
You have a choice: Vinegar & water, Pretty Flower Scent, or no scent at all.
If that doesn't work, you have a problem, go to the doctor.
Men-tell the female politely or she may think that it's all good to be smelly or may not even know. And I don't want her next!!! LOL!!
Some girls just eat different cultured food that increases their body odour, or just isn't an odour we're used to. Still healthy, just different.
DATY for all is at risk when there is a foul one in the bunch...could spoil the rest of the Y locations. Check yo'self chickies!!! Or the DATY police will come and shut you down for health code violations.
 

HaileyGirl

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Ryliexoxox said:
Check yo'self chickies!!! Or the DATY police will come and shut you down for health code violations.
Thats like asking guys to taste their own semen....how do I know whats good to guys?
 
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Raging Bull

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About 6 months ago

I was at one of the popluar strip clubs in Brampton. There was this lebanese girl (I think that is where she said she was from) that had my mind going crazy when she was on stage. Everytime she walk her tits were jumping up like some damn kangaroos (and that is just when she walks), just watching that give me enough woody to build next Norah's Ark. She finally came and ask for a dance. Got to VIP, was given a list. Said no. Everything was going good about 1 minute in. Then she decides to shove her ass right by nose. SNIFF SNIFF...WTF IS THAT DAMN SMELL. Because she quickly removed that ass from my nose I thought it was something else.

THen she kept her ass my by face again...and seriously I don't care how hot this chick was but the smell and SIGHTof the ass sunk my Noah's ARK in less than a sec. To make it worst she again told me about the list....hell the only thing I was thinking is I hope TIDE could GET RID of this STENCH ON MY DAMN PANTS.

Get home I am still wondering why the f$^k am I still smelling shit....smelt my pants...OH MY GOODNESS...I think my pants was used as toilet paper.
 

spraggamuffin

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First off,I think many women might find this thread as being harsh towards women but I think it's more because of the general prissiness and turned up noses of women that men experience and more often than not it's usually women complaining about the hygiene of men on a normal basis that men have to point out to women who are sometimes delusionally thinking too highly of themsleves, that they also have faults.

That being said I hope chicks like Haileygirl would not take DATY off their menu especially if they are confident in their hygiene but instead leave it up to the client many of whom do enjoy DATYing.

A lot of the smells men seem to be experiencing seem to be genuine bacterial type infections like vaginosis or even yeast infections that have gone untreated by the ladies or just plain bad cleaning after taking a dump.

The female organ does emit fluid and is warm and so does encourage bacterial growth.

I have often heard warnings about upsetting the natural ph of the vagina can have consequences.

I am not sure how women usually wash or are supposed to wash their pussies but I would think they would at least clean under the clitoral hood where naturally smegma might build up and that they would wash the areas around the fold of the lips where sweat and moisture may accumulate and off course the urethral area where pee passes by regularly. The skene's gland responsible for a discharge that can encourage bacterial growth also exists in this area.

What I am not sure of is whether women are supposed to apply soap inside the vaginal cavity itself and further up towards the cervix as these parts do seem to be almost internal. I imagine it must be kept clean but also care needs to be taken to maintain it's sanity ie ph, good bacterial content, moisture and temperatures.

I have seen women buying the Summer's eve products in shopper's drugmart and smelt some really nice perfumed crotches in my time.

I often do the scratch and sniff test before going down there and have noticed the slight smell of cheese/tuna often when juices start to flow during intercourse but sometimes no smell at all most of the time.

I like eating pussy and only complaint I have is that some lips can taste a bit like rubber. Have never rimmed but do find a shaven pussy accompanied by an ass with hair quite erotic for some reason. I am inclined to rim even with hair in the area providing the woman practices proper hygiene there comparable to myself. I wash after ever dump at home and well if I truly must in public the wet ones are used liberally and so I expect this as the minimum form her.

Yes there may be uncontrollable smells to a certain extent with regard diet,illness,medications etc, but to me I think most are just untreated and undiagnosed bacterial infections that have been ignored or maybe just improper hygiene after dumps and wiping back to front etc and can.

To me it is fixable with the right amounts of care and attention and would be willing to deal with a smelly pussy or even a slightly smelly one(which I find erotic sometimes) over some of the nasty attitudes and social behaviors of some women which I am afraid would take more than antibiotics to fix.
 

johnnyone1

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After all this talk about smelly situations, Do YOU tell the person about it or Not?
Maybe we should come up with a new acronym:

SPA = Smelly Pussy Alert!!!:eek:
 

Hard Idle

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The Oracle said:
... This happened in the 80's so needless to say she had a full bush.... Just as I start my rapture of the tongue I notice something crunchy in my teeth. At that moment I pull away and take a close look. I notice to my horror that the pubic hair that runs from her anus to her vaginal opening is strewn with what apparently looks like bacon bits. Except it ain't bacon bits! ....
Another functional amd practical reason to keep the are well trimed. that goes for the guys too. A hairy crack & perineum area can never be kept stink-free.

I can only imagine how many people used to end up with lifelong hangups about going down because of early experiences like that one.
 

Herodotus

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superman said:
chinese girls have the stinkiest pussy
Were you dropped on your head as a child? :cool:
 

drrogers

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In the last 30 years that I have been hobbying and with the hundreds of women that I have been with I have found that it is the working girls with the best hygiene, the best manicured hands and feet and the artfully shaved and waxed pubes. And it was always the bar pickups, or the girls I met in the course of my day that needed to be soaked in lysol before you can go near them. Working girls take the time to care for themselves moreso than women that I have dated- they expect you to sink your face in their crotch. Now, having said that, there are exceptions to everything and if you are going to go for the $50 street ho's that can't wash or aren't cognizant enought to know what they are doing.
 

hinz

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superman said:
chinese girls have the stinkiest pussy
could not recall 臭 GAP but the majority of them have tonnes of GAP 鬚

But I would not suprised she's going to say "Holland Bank Cheque" to me if I was floored by her pungent abalone :eek:
 

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drrogers said:
In the last 30 years that I have been hobbying and with the hundreds of women that I have been with I have found that it is the working girls with the best hygiene, the best manicured hands and feet and the artfully shaved and waxed pubes. And it was always the bar pickups, or the girls I met in the course of my day that needed to be soaked in lysol before you can go near them. Working girls take the time to care for themselves moreso than women that I have dated- they expect you to sink your face in their crotch. Now, having said that, there are exceptions to everything and if you are going to go for the $50 street ho's that can't wash or aren't cognizant enought to know what they are doing.

I agree 100% with your observation, although a mere 20 years of hobbying for myself. Some of these stories, crunchy Daty, smelly pussies at an 8 ft. distance, wow, funny as hell and just saved me 150 bucks for tommorrow. LOL
 

hinz

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drrogers said:
In the last 30 years that I have been hobbying and with the hundreds of women that I have been with I have found that it is the working girls with the best hygiene, the best manicured hands and feet and the artfully shaved and waxed pubes.
Could said it better myself. For the price you pay for a relationship, be with working girls or civilians, you get way better milage for the SP as she values your business, assuming you are well groomed as she does and treat her with respect.

Not necessarily so for the civilians cause they feel entitled to get pampered no matter what. Some guys are equally guilty as charged as they worship those ladies like the princesses....if you know what I mean ;)
 

Herodotus

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hinz said:
could not recall 臭 GAP but the majority of them have tonnes of GAP 鬚

But I would not suprised she's going to say "Holland Bank Cheque" to me if I was floored by her pungent abalone
Can I get a translation of this? :confused:
 

IndyJohns

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I just found this from Ask Dr. Christiane Northrup (Women's Health - WebMD):

Why do women have a stronger smell "down there"?
Jacquelyn wants to know why some women have vaginal odor so strong that in a public restroom, she says, "you get that smell and you say 'Oh, I don't want to go in that stall.'"

"It's anaerobic bacteria," Dr. Northrup says. "Remember that the vagina and the bowel, they're all very close to each other." Dr. Northrup explains that the vulva sweats more than any other area of the body, so not bathing and wearing clothing that is too tight can cause odor.

"And also, women don't get enough probiotic bacteria in their food through yogurt and so on," Dr. Northrup says. "So you can actually buy [probiotics] as a supplement, or eat good yogurt, and that sort of really cuts down on the odor, too."
 
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