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sweetiepieexo

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k you know what.. I'm actually SICK and TIRED of you always having a comment for ME everytime I post something. YOU don't get my HUMOUR - others do . You obviously have some type of personal issue with me and I have no idea why seeing as I have never met you in person before. You have issues with me and I don't know why . I said I was being sarcastic and told you I get the joke & your response is " sure you did sweetie" like please save me the drama. You could have just not responded and let me participate in the thread just like you are but NOOOOOOOO instead you have to add your pathetic 2 cents in. Your little act is getting old Jessica - you don't like me I get it ; but stop causing problems with me . Thanks because from now on I will NOT be quiet about it.

ps - I don't wear panties either
pps - I liked it better when you had me on IGNORE.

Jessica Rain said:
Sure you did sweetie. LOL

Have a good night.

PS - I don't wear panties. Thanks.

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Speaking of panties - think they take attire requests?

Or better yet, do they bring their own toys???
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sweetiepieexo said:
k you know what.. I'm actually SICK and TIRED of you always having a comment for ME everytime I post something. YOU don't get my HUMOUR - others do . You obviously have some type of personal issue with me and I have no idea why seeing as I have never met you in person before. You have issues with me and I don't know why . I said I was being sarcastic and told you I get the joke & your response is " sure you did sweetie" like please save me the drama. You could have just not responded and let me participate in the thread just like you are but NOOOOOOOO instead you have to add your pathetic 2 cents in. Your little act is getting old Jessica - you don't like me I get it ; but stop causing problems with me . Thanks because from now on I will NOT be quiet about it.

ps - I don't wear panties either
pps - I liked it better when you had me on IGNORE.
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Wow. Have a coffee. Clearly you need it.

I don't have a problem with you. Not at all. Like you said, I don't know you. I don't care about you. I comment and you are free to as well. Just like you have.

One of us is laughing tho. The other is not. So maybe re-evaluate why?????

In all seriousness, relax. This is a joke thread. Make a joke. Make a sarcastic one if need be. About me even if you want. But we all know that is not what you did. You were sarcastic, but not joking around. I'm just trying to help you along. Let me start you out.

Jess - your vag is so old and leathery, guys think a plastic doll vagina is more natural feeling".

Or

Jess - you so ugly, they used your face as a template for the dolls ass".

LMAO! Like that is some funny shit right there. You can't tell me you didn't laugh!

Seriously. Don't get pissy when there is no need. Get in on the action and have fun. That is what we are all here for. You take things so seriously.

Or just put me on ignore. Or go off looking emo. I don't care. It's whatevs to me.

PS - tell me honestly tho, you laughed right?
 
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sweetiepieexo

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For the third and final time Jessica . I was being sarcastic and joking around. You do not get my humour that's fine but when your being pissy/ rude to me I'm only going to return the favour. I actually did laugh but that's besides the point. You took a little dig at me when you said some of us know its a joke others not so much.. So how do u expect me to react ? ... BTW - I don't drink coffee its bad for you ;) I wake up by working out and having a tea but like u said w.e right . anyways . I did laugh. My only question to the fellas is - would a plastic doll have more emotions than a real female?! LMAO.


Jessica Rain said:
Wow. Have a coffee. Clearly you need it.

I don't have a problem with you. Not at all. Like you said, I don't know you. I don't care about you. I comment and you are free to as well. Just like you have.

One of us is laughing tho. The other is not. So maybe re-evaluate why?????

In all seriousness, relax. This is a joke thread. Make a joke. Make a sarcastic one if need be. About me even if you want. But we all know that is not what you did. You were sarcastic, but not joking around. I'm just trying to help you along. Let me start you out.

Jess - your vag is so old and leathery, guys think a plastic doll vagina is more natural feeling".

Or

Jess - you so ugly, they used your face as a template for the dolls ass".

LMAO! Like that is some funny shit right there. You can't tell me you didn't laugh!

Seriously. Don't get pissy when there is no need. Get in on the action and have fun. That is what we are all here for. You take things so seriously.

Or just put me on ignore. Or go off looking emo. I don't care. It's whatevs to me.

PS - tell me honestly tho, you laughed right?
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frankcastle

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I can't imagine this being worth it. I mean this is not a whole lot better than a fleshlight. If I was going to go this route I'd buy a fleshlight and watch POV porn from home.

Even at 25% off I'd rather a $60 HJ from an Asian MP

The technology is just not there yet.
 
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Caspertheghost said:
Anna looks familiar. Anyone know if she worked somewhere else previously? I wonder whether she provides CBJ or BBBJ? BBFS?...

LOL.
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Hahahaha you made my day bro.

Hopefully, the admin will create a specific section for dolls instead of letting the rubber lovers mess with the Incall section.
 
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glamphotographer said:
I may give it try. I wonder if they allow photography and video?
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How would they ever know? I'm sure they don't ask you to check your smartphone at the door.

glamphotographer said:
For added kink and fantasy factor, I wonder if there are any real life providers that would join me on a threesome with one these dolls?
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Oh I'm sure you won't have trouble finding one. All it takes is $$$.

huckfinn said:
Hunny I'm leaving you and marrying the doll!!
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Only to find out your wife is a lesbian and wants custody of the doll. lol
 
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thumper18474

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IRIS said:
But many married guys already have the MBE (Moveless Body Experience). Why would they pay for it? :) :)
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Cus these dolls wont give excuses like
I got a headache
I'm exhausted
kids might hear us
just washed my hair
I feel bloated
That time of the month and on..and on..and on....

best she would be able to come up with would be
No..I'm a little deflated right now:very_drunk:
 
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i would want tons more info on their sanitizing regimen before I would even consider that ... Ummm do they power wash them? LMAO
 
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thumper18474

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Yup
NY bylaw doesnt allow adult entertainment t places in that area
Great...so now we go back to backroom rubber doll banging in alleys..
And what about the poor girls outta work now..how they supposed to make a living...rent themselves out as PFD's??
Fucking NIMBYS!!!
 
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thumper18474 said:
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And what about the poor girls outta work now..how they supposed to make a living...rent themselves out as PFD's??
Fucking NIMBYS!!!
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Could we use them to practice our CPR skills? They're far better looking than the ones they use now.
 
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