Getting some strange with a milf!

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Brenter10

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Ok who has the best story(real story that is) of getting some genuine strange with a milf. Let's face it, it doesn't come by too often.

Guess I will go first. Staying in a nice hotel and enjoying the fitness room and then after over to the co-ed hot tub. I was in there with a mid-40's lady and we exchange friendly talk for about 10 minutes. She decided to leave first and she simply said "room 201" as she left. Needless to say it didn't take me long to knock on room 201.
 
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Brenter10 said:
Ok who has the best story(real story that is) of getting some genuine strange with a milf. Let's face it, it doesn't come by too often.

Guess I will go first. Staying in a nice hotel and enjoying the fitness room and then after over to the co-ed hot tub. I was in there with a mid-40's lady and we exchange friendly talk for about 10 minutes. She decided to leave first and she simply said "room 201" as she left. Needless to say it didn't take me long to knock on room 201.
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this sounds like a plot from MILF hunter porn sites. this never happened
 
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Ok..I say we finish the story for him.......I'll start

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I knocked on the room door she had given me. The door opened smoothly, as she stood behind and motioned me in.

I noted candles burning in the romantically lit room. But, as I entered, I also noted a set of dentures, soaking on the night table.

I thought to myself................
 
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fmahovalich said:
ok..i say we finish the story for him.......i'll start

..............

I knocked on the room door she had given me. The door opened smoothly, as she stood behind and motioned me in.

I noted candles burning in the romantically lit room. But, as i entered, i also noted a set of dentures, soaking on the night table.

I thought to myself................
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even better - a gummer hummer!!!!
 
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fmahovalich said:
Ms Femme..tell it like penthouse Forum......leaving the story open for the next poster. :)
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I start telling stories and you will all be jerking off and not hiring the wonderful ladies here and then I am in shit.

Besides, what more is need then a good gummer hummer????? Am I wrong????

Hehehehe - ok ok, back tot he story at hand.......

Even better - a gummer hummer.

So I walk in all cool cat like since I am young stud. I stand in front of her and undo my pants and she thinks.....
 
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Ms.FemmeFatale said:
I start telling stories and you will all be jerking off and not hiring the wonderful ladies here and then I am in shit.

Besides, what more is need then a good gummer hummer????? Am I wrong????

Hehehehe - ok ok, back tot he story at hand.......

Even better - a gummer hummer.

So I walk in all cool cat like since I am young stud. I stand in front of her and undo my pants and she thinks.....
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I bet my shecock is bigger than his........
 
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The dentures and the wig were on the night table, and the wooden leg was leaning on the wall.
 
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But the dim lights made me think......hmm maybe I can get past the dentures.

I thought to myself....'does she talk dirty'?

As she closed the door, her gruffness was evident as she tersely said... 'take your fucking clothes off'!

At least she talks dirty, I thought.

As I dropped my pants. (yes I was commando)... She blurted"..........
 
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fmahovalich said:
But the dim lights made me think......hmm maybe I can get past the dentures.

I thought to myself....'does she talk dirty'?

As she closed the door, her gruffness was evident as she tersely said... 'take your fucking clothes off'!

At least she talks dirty, I thought.

As I dropped my pants. (yes I was commando)... She blurted"..........
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"HAHAHAHAHA -what you do want to do with that thing little man???"""

Embarrassed the young man shriveled up some more. He tried blaming on the pool, but it didn't fly.

After some time, she said "Fine - I'll fucks with ya - get on the bed and let mama teach you how it is done"

He thought .........
 
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canada-man said:
this sounds like a plot from MILF hunter porn sites. this never happened
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.......man I wish she would have at least trimmed her bush.

"are you looking at my hairy beaver " she asked.

"I can't help it" he muttered!

Oh Boy, undoubtedly he was gona have hair caught in his teeth.

She walked to the bathroom.....
 
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Ms.FemmeFatale said:
"HAHAHAHAHA -what you do want to do with that thing little man???"""

Embarrassed the young man shriveled up some more. He tried blaming on the pool, but it didn't fly.

After some time, she said "Fine - I'll fucks with ya - get on the bed and let mama teach you how it is done"

He thought .........
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You could always start a new thread:-

Add one or two lines to continue the story....................
 
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Brenter10

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Sorry, it definitely happened. I waited about 20 minutes before I decide to follow her up...besides I had to change and was wondering what I would say. I knocked and she answered by saying "I wondered if you were going to bother coming up or not". I tried some small talk to break the ice but she had clearly been drinking a bit and was ready to go. She excused herself for a moment and came back wearing only a towel. She said she was newly divorced and horny and she made it perfectly clear this was a one time thing...no real name or where she lives. From there she decided to drop her towel and she asked me if I pour her another glass of wine. She said this was something she wanted and she needed the wine to get over her nerves. I was in and out of her room in about 45 minutes. She was a bit chunky but a pretty nice rack on her. I slept well that night.:)
 
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I wish more women had the nerve to just drop the room number like that ....it saves alot of awkwardness and guessing
 
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