Hi everyone!
I'd like to point out a few things to any person/dork, that would like a piece of advice concerning SPs and etiquette/lying:
-We always know when you're lying to us. It's not rocket science, If you give info that doesn't make sense, it's simply not true. There is no good reason to lie to an SP. We are not your wives or gf's, so lying just puts you on a "do not reply back" list and possibly even the Blacklist.
-Do not post fake reviews on other sites thinking we won't find them. Someone posted in Eccie about me, describing me as tall, not his type but yet he recommends me. No one has ever called me "tall", not even a midget, not ever. If only you took a look at my site, you'd easily find my height dumb dumb.....5'3" is not considered tall in anyone's books. So do your research before you go about spreading false reviews. If anyone visited me from that review, they'd be really surprised.
-Do not come to meet us if you haven't checked our photos first.
-Do not lie saying "I'll be right back" or " forgot the money in my car". We can see right through that and you go on the National Blacklist right away.
-Never make an appointment but don't show up without texting or calling to cancel first, and I don't mean 5-10 mins before the appointment. That also puts you on the Blacklist. And of course if you do that, do not bother texting or calling back again.
-Never give rupees instead of dollars. We will put you on the Blacklist and probably prank you if you try to make an appointment with another. As I did with a person who did this to one of our precious ladies.
-Do not try to haggle our rates. You can do that at the Flea Market.
-Do not make appointments with us and show up dirty, unshaven and/or with contagious ailments, like a cold or the flu.
-Do not make an appointment with us if you smell, can barely talk, or if you're ugly and say "you're not my type". You don't have a type or a choice when you look like that or talk like that. None of us like you when you show up looking, smelling and talking that way.
-Do not ask us whether or not we can "do it without a condom". The answer will always be "no" and you will go on the Blacklist together with the rest.
-And last but not least: do not run from the spot of a meeting like a bomb will go off.....you raise flags and put our good companions in danger when you do so. Because then, we have to find a really good excuse to say to the concierge, so that they don't interrogate the next person that comes to see us. You have no right to put other people in harms way, and reacting in that fashion, does exactly that. You're doing us no harm, but you are harming your fellow hobbyists when you choose to do that. Also speaks volumes when it comes to having some "balls". Good that I have my other business to help explain all the idiocies that you choose to do.
That's all. Hope it helps you backpage guys get some insight (cause I can only assume that's where you originate from). No true member of this board would act in such a fashion. This and other boards are 2 way streets. We know about you and we report you much like you can do with us. I can go on and on with all the stupidity I've encountered lately, but I'll stop now, since it's a waste of my thought and time.
To all other Gentlemen: I've missed you all very much. You are all wonderful, warm, passionate and loving people. Always a pleasure to meet and play
Many hot kisses to everyone,
XxXxXxXxXx Magic
I'd like to point out a few things to any person/dork, that would like a piece of advice concerning SPs and etiquette/lying:
-We always know when you're lying to us. It's not rocket science, If you give info that doesn't make sense, it's simply not true. There is no good reason to lie to an SP. We are not your wives or gf's, so lying just puts you on a "do not reply back" list and possibly even the Blacklist.
-Do not post fake reviews on other sites thinking we won't find them. Someone posted in Eccie about me, describing me as tall, not his type but yet he recommends me. No one has ever called me "tall", not even a midget, not ever. If only you took a look at my site, you'd easily find my height dumb dumb.....5'3" is not considered tall in anyone's books. So do your research before you go about spreading false reviews. If anyone visited me from that review, they'd be really surprised.
-Do not come to meet us if you haven't checked our photos first.
-Do not lie saying "I'll be right back" or " forgot the money in my car". We can see right through that and you go on the National Blacklist right away.
-Never make an appointment but don't show up without texting or calling to cancel first, and I don't mean 5-10 mins before the appointment. That also puts you on the Blacklist. And of course if you do that, do not bother texting or calling back again.
-Never give rupees instead of dollars. We will put you on the Blacklist and probably prank you if you try to make an appointment with another. As I did with a person who did this to one of our precious ladies.
-Do not try to haggle our rates. You can do that at the Flea Market.
-Do not make appointments with us and show up dirty, unshaven and/or with contagious ailments, like a cold or the flu.
-Do not make an appointment with us if you smell, can barely talk, or if you're ugly and say "you're not my type". You don't have a type or a choice when you look like that or talk like that. None of us like you when you show up looking, smelling and talking that way.
-Do not ask us whether or not we can "do it without a condom". The answer will always be "no" and you will go on the Blacklist together with the rest.
-And last but not least: do not run from the spot of a meeting like a bomb will go off.....you raise flags and put our good companions in danger when you do so. Because then, we have to find a really good excuse to say to the concierge, so that they don't interrogate the next person that comes to see us. You have no right to put other people in harms way, and reacting in that fashion, does exactly that. You're doing us no harm, but you are harming your fellow hobbyists when you choose to do that. Also speaks volumes when it comes to having some "balls". Good that I have my other business to help explain all the idiocies that you choose to do.
That's all. Hope it helps you backpage guys get some insight (cause I can only assume that's where you originate from). No true member of this board would act in such a fashion. This and other boards are 2 way streets. We know about you and we report you much like you can do with us. I can go on and on with all the stupidity I've encountered lately, but I'll stop now, since it's a waste of my thought and time.
To all other Gentlemen: I've missed you all very much. You are all wonderful, warm, passionate and loving people. Always a pleasure to meet and play
Many hot kisses to everyone,
XxXxXxXxXx Magic
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