Funny hotel encounters

[richierich]

The girl was given the wrong room number at my hotel by the agency booking person. It happened to be the room across the hall. The girl knocked there. I was watching through the key hole.
An older white couple opened the door. The girl asked the man if it was xyz. When they said no, the girl just stood there and called the booking person who then gave her the correct room number.
She just turned aroud and knocked on my door. I opened and and she came in. The couple stil had the door open and were looking. We had a laugh. It turned out that she was a screamer.
Next morning, I was going down for breakfast and ran into the gentleman in the elevator.
He gave me a wink and a thumbs up since the girl was really hot. I think she was Armenian and her name was Despina. Long time ago but the incident somehow stayed in my mind.

Anyone has stories to share?

 

[Grimnul]

Haven’t had any funny hotel encounters, but here in Amsterdam, I have an annoying habit of stepping out of a lady’s door right when a big tour group is walking by. You can’t really tell when they’re there, because the area’s quite noisy, and the girls keep the curtains drawn over the door until you leave, so there’s always a good chance it’ll happen. I tend to get dirty looks from the women, and envy from the men. Especially the ones with their wives.

Not much you can do at that point, you just stepped out of a room with a red light and a mostly-naked girl standing in the doorway. Can’t really pretend you weren’t doing what you were very obviously doing. I usually just wave now.

 

[jcpro]

Haven’t had any funny hotel encounters, but here in Amsterdam, I have an annoying habit of stepping out of a lady’s door right when a big tour group is walking by. You can’t really tell when they’re there, because the area’s quite noisy, and the girls keep the curtains drawn over the door until you leave, so there’s always a good chance it’ll happen. I tend to get dirty looks from the women, and envy from the men. Especially the ones with their wives.

Not much you can do at that point, you just stepped out of a room with a red light and a mostly-naked girl standing in the doorway. Can’t really pretend you weren’t doing what you were very obviously doing. I usually just wave now.

That begs for a Monty Python response to the dirty looks:"In a loud, steady voice announce: that's right, I just banged a hot girl!".

 

[Lovely_Lovelynn]

On many occasions I've had multi hour appts with clients in their hotel and we have ordered room service, and I've answered the door in lingerie with sex toys spewed around the room while the client lounges covered up in bed, smiling as the gentleman wheels in the food cart trying to not make eye contact with my client or my DD's

 

[unassuming]

I've had my SP answer the door for room service topless!

 

[kherg007]

In a trio we got a bit loud and hotel security came pounding on the door and I had to scoot my over the hill self starkers and sporting a boner and position myself behind the door to try to reassure the irate security guard lol....

I've picked up a clean towel off the cleaning cart...thus show up w my own towel lol. If the cleaning person asks my room number I say 314. Never say the real destination.

Once w a lady on an outcall we walked out together as I was getting a shuttle to the airport and she dashed away and I could not find her. Later she said her cousin was in the lobby and she scooted out before he saw her.

In a US hotel I was checking out at 5am to catch a flight and clearly a working lady in slightly disheveled sexy dress came bounding down past the front desk and had doorman get her a taxi. I saw the checkout guy eye her as i did. I said to him "you've probably seen everything working here." He laughed, as he knew i was referring to the lady, and then said "yep, and even things I didn't see like that" lol.

 

[richierich]

San Fransico. 2006. Holiday Inn. They gave me the wrong room key. I go in and see two guys going at it. Shock in all our faces :-(
I don't remeber what happened next.

 

[kkelso]

Early 2000s, saw an SP from a major agency, lackluster and I did not plan to repeat. The next night I'm heading down to the lobby in the same hotel, the elevator stops at a floor, the door opens and she enters the elevator, looking good in fishnet stockings. She doesn't so much as glance at me, plops down on the floor, throws her shoes off, peels off those stockings in disgust, jumps up and into her shoes - total time 20 seconds. We hit the lobby, the elevator door opens, and out she shoots.

KK

 

[niniveh]

San Fransico. 2006. Holiday Inn. They gave me the wrong room key. I go in and see two guys going at it. Shock in all our faces :-(
I don't remeber what happened next.

Unanticipitated trios can often erase all memory.

 

[thumper18474]

a few years back the S/O workplace rented a ballroom at the Hilton in Markham for their christmas Party, we got discounted room rates cus they booked a block of rooms
So I'm at the desk checking in and there was a lady at the next kiosk also ckecking in I glance over and its an escort I've seen about 5-6 times AT that hotel....the S/O is standing off to the side and the Escort says Hi..how are you?...luckily out of earshot of the S/O...she tries to carry on a conversation and I'm tryin to signal her that I'm with my S/O.
I think the clerk caught on to what I was tryin to do and blurts outs Sir will you and your Wife be staying 1 night or 2...with a smirk on his face...the escort finally caught on an kept silent from then on...

This didnt go unnoticed by the S/O cus she saw her talking to me...so when we were going to the room she asked who was that
I said dont know she was from outta town and didnt know where a good restaurant was so I told her I'm not from around here either ...sorry

 

[bcd]

A number of years ago at a downtown TO hotel, I was kneeling on the floor at the foot of the bed pleasuring the lady I was with when we heard someone fiddling with the door handle. Within 2-3 seconds, the door opens and in walks the housekeeping lady. Needless to say she retreated and closed the door about as quick as she had entered. I was not aware that the SP had not secured the door latch. We both just had a good laugh and got back to business.

 

[Grimnul]

A number of years ago at a downtown TO hotel, I was kneeling on the floor at the foot of the bed pleasuring the lady I was with when we heard someone fiddling with the door handle. Within 2-3 seconds, the door opens and in walks the housekeeping lady. Needless to say she retreated and closed the door about as quick as she had entered. I was not aware that the SP had not secured the door latch. We both just had a good laugh and got back to business.

I have had this happen once. That’s why I always make bookings for the evening now and always make sure the “do not disturb” sign is up and the door is locked/latched.

 

[whiteshaft]

The girl was given the wrong room number at my hotel by the agency booking person. It happened to be the room across the hall. The girl knocked there. I was watching through the key hole.
An older white couple opened the door. The girl asked the man if it was xyz. When they said no, the girl just stood there and called the booking person who then gave her the correct room number.
She just turned aroud and knocked on my door. I opened and and she came in. The couple stil had the door open and were looking. We had a laugh. It turned out that she was a screamer.
Next morning, I was going down for breakfast and ran into the gentleman in the elevator.
He gave me a wink and a thumbs up since the girl was really hot. I think she was Armenian and her name was Despina. Long time ago but the incident somehow stayed in my mind.

Anyone has stories to share?

Your experience leads me to recall one personal encounter on one of my trips to a small city in France. I was staying at a local small hotel and the very next morning when I was till in bed half-naked, I heard my room door being opened by someone without having knocked before-hand. I quickly put the bed sheet over me and the person who entered was a hotel cleaning lady I'd say in her mid-30's. I never had such experience before and in this case, she greeted me politely and started to change the towels and clean the washroom. There were some thoughts running through my mind (including fantasies) but ultimately I just got dressed and stepped out without disturbing her work-in-progress. In hind-sight, may be I should have started a conversation with her and who knows?

 

[jcpro]

I have had this happen once. That’s why I always make bookings for the evening now and always make sure the “do not disturb” sign is up and the door is locked/latched.

Always latch the door, but especially when seeing new independent ladies. It's a good way to keep the pimps out.

 

[kherg007]

I have had this happen once. That’s why I always make bookings for the evening now and always make sure the “do not disturb” sign is up and the door is locked/latched.

Always a good idea, but I'll tells ya....it seems in Europe a disproportionate number of cleaning ladies simply move or ignore the sign that says "do not disturb" and knock anyway lol. That almost never happens in North America.

 

[Grimnul]

Always a good idea, but I'll tells ya....it seems in Europe a disproportionate number of cleaning ladies simply move or ignore the sign that says "do not disturb" and knock anyway lol. That almost never happens in North America.

Here at my hotel in Amsterdam, I’ve never had them do that. Not once in all the years I’ve stayed here. I’ve even had days where I had a late night with an escort and basically just slept all day the next day, even then they don’t bother me if the magic sign is up. I guess a lot of people come to Amsterdam for naughty fun, though, so the staff know to be discreet.

 

[Lv Wmn]

Number of years ago I was staying in Montreal at the Sheraton airport. The original part of the hotel is a giant circle with an outdoor pool and gardens in the centre.

I was part way around the circle and went looking for ice, 50/50 to find it sooner turning right or left. Happened to turn left, the ice machine MUST have been like two doors down to the right. I cover about half the circle and finally find the ice machine.

While I am filling the bucket I hear from the room right beside the machine a woman loudly enjoying her work.

She was giving him lots of verbal encouragement and direction in between yelling "FUCK YES!!!"

I might have been slightly distracted and overfilled the ice bucket.

Walking back to my room I was thinking - how do I figure out WHO is working in that room and how can I book her?