Funny business model- rate the John

[Str8_shooter]

I understand that many of those indulging in this hobby do so for the expectation of a fantastic lay with a young beautiful woman who would otherwise not give you the time of day. For some its the variety it offers, pick and choose based on your flavour that day...
Regardless of the reason any of us may hobby, I can't help but imagine what some of you may actually look like and how well (or not well) you actually perform the deed, especially reading some of these condemning reviews.

Now for the pitch:
Imagine an agency loaded with the most beautiful women around. All these ladies have glowing reviews. Service is top notch, and everyone agrees these ladies are all 9's and 10's and by some peoples standards even higher...
Now, this agency operates just like your typical agency. Set up appt, have your appt, and leave. Only difference is, an hour after you leave you get a text message:
Face: 5 (big nose, yellow teeth, 5 o'clock shadow)
Body: 4 (super soft, has never worked out, just gross)
Attitude: 3 (very awkward, has never talked to a girl before, no eye contact just stared at my tits)
Service: 1 (couldn't get fully hard, weird moaning and grunting noises, couldn't last more than 5 minutes in doggy)
Repeat: not even for $1000

Not exactly what most of us book these appts for, ok, I get it... business model a bit weak... may pump some people's tires, but most I think would get deflated. Either way, I think there is a niche market for some of these young guys that want to see where they stack up.. and for others who seem to have a false sense of their manhood it may be a nice eye opener.


Now.. what about a situation where you sign up to work for a day. Guaranteed 5 ladies in one day, each paying YOU $300 for an hour of your precious time.. fucking sweeeeeeeet. Bang 5 times (at least), get paid, go home. Perfect..... Only, these are not sexy young SPs signing up to see you, they are just average everyday women, who mind you, have to pay for sex. To top it all off, most are up to 20 years your elder and maybe aren't the best at personal grooming.

Now, you bear through your first day, half a pack of viagara gone and ol willy is beaten up and sad... then the texts start rolling in.... "his dick was so small, for $300 an hour at least get it hard"... "he laid there like a beached whale, he's not worth $20".... "I almost walked but stayed because I'm nice, worst decision of my life".... "it's experiences like this that make me want to quit, this dude needs to quit ripping people off what a POS".... "I haven't seen a body that soft and gross ever in my life before"

Assuming you keep the full $1,500 for the day, is it worth fucking ugly old chicks and then the degradation afterwards? Now imagine you only keep a portion of what you make? Still worth it?


I wasn't joking about the first business model, I think there's a market for it. See a smoking hot SP then they rate you afterwards.. fun. The lack of repeat business would keep it from succeeding long term probably.

Then my post turned a bit into a "put yourself in their shoes" kinda thing.. my bad. But seriously, when I read the same people give such critical reviews constantly.. makes me wonder

All that said I do support the cause here, just some mind candy....

 

[Mr Deeds]

Providers rating clients had been discussed at least once or twice a year since 2001 and it always ends up the same.

 

[poker]

We already get rated. If you don’t think they tell stories during their Sunday Morning brunch at the Country club… right before an hour in the spa and an afternoon of high end shopping…. Then you be tripping man.

 

[Brill]

It’s not an easy job for them. Those who manage to stay positive, appear to have a nice time and make me feel good about myself deserve every cent they earn plus medals for going above and beyond.

 

[Brill]

I could handle an honest rating reinforcing my lack of self esteem, but you’d have to pay a bit extra.

 

[SexB]

I've had quite a few of the ladies I see tell me I'm a handsome man, I even got "extremely sexy" once, who's, as one lady put it, "an excellent lover".

With that said, I don't think that the very fragile sense of confidence I've built up over the last few years could handle an honest "rating' of myself. Still, it could also be a way to help me improve as a client.

 

[Kittyslayer]

Considering some of the stories I've heard from SPs, yes, some of you could really use a wake-up call lol

 

[Mr Deeds]

This is what happened with just about all the other times a thread like this pops up , guys start bragging about how attractive they are to sps how great they are in bed how they get the ladies real name and that they would be a perfect 10. Good to know some things don't change

 

[SeaGirth]

This is what happened with just about all the other times a thread like this pops up , guys start bragging about how attractive they are to sps how great they are in bed how they get the ladies real name and that they would be a perfect 10. Good to know some things don't change

I find it interesting that every single review in Terb the SP has an orgasm. Every single one. You guys are studs.

 

[rhuarc29]

I find it interesting that every single review in Terb the SP has an orgasm. Every single one. You guys are studs.

And not just one orgasm, but three in a row from DATY! I don't even bother rolling my eyes any more; it's just par for the course on TERB.
Then there's the humble-brag guys who say "I wanted to take a trip to the greek islands, but she said I was too big. But I'm just average 10" so I think she was just lazy lolz".

 

[IM469]

1) Assuming you keep the full $1,500 for the day, is it worth fucking ugly old chicks and then the degradation afterwards? Now imagine you only keep a portion of what you make? Still worth it?


2) See a smoking hot SP then they rate you afterwards.. fun. The lack of repeat business would keep it from succeeding long term probably.

Two points from your idea:

1) My dick will not will not fuck an old ugly chick even if she is on top of a stack of $1,000 bills. I tip my hat to gigolos - they have more control than I do.

2) I have no need to pay money to a beautiful SP to get a rating - if I was worthy - I'd be in a bar getting it for free.

 

[wigglee]

Welcome to TJRB

 

[Jenesis]

This is what happened with just about all the other times a thread like this pops up , guys start bragging about how attractive they are to sps how great they are in bed how they get the ladies real name and that they would be a perfect 10. Good to know some things don't change

Do you know that many ladies have a name, then a “real” name and then a really real name? 9/10 times when you get a “real” name, it is still fake anyways.

 

[NotADcotor]

If you are charging for it, you should be providing your A game service, if you don't you should get slammed in reviews. Doesn't matter if it's prostitutes, prostidudes, plumbers, lawyers.
Also if you are paying for it, it should be about you and your pleasure. Double plus so at the rates that are being charged. You only need not act like a cunt and be clean. Who is paying who here. If you are paying someone to build an R2000 home with triple pained windows, then even if it's a bother, that is what you should expect, if they don't want to do that, then they should turn down the job. Good luck on that business model.
The craven lack of self respect and grovelling some people have.

 

[onomatopoeia]

The "No Sex" Escort Agency:

(this originally appeared on another board)

Q: Bob, I have a few thousand dollars to invest, and I already know what's in the bag. How can I turn that into some serious coin? What do you think is a growth industry of the future? - Max, Toronto

A: Max, I see "No Sex" Escort agencies gaining significant market share, particularly among the timid, after C-36 passes. It's a big ass market, just waiting to be tapped. Think about it: You'd be able to advertise on TV, bus shelters, match book covers, YouTube, you name it, because you ain't doin' nothin' illegal. It's strictly legit. You're gonna have your undercover cop and Globe and Mail reporter infiltrations early on, but you'll be able to make them immediately, just by looking at their shoes. The thing is: It is legit. 100%. No sex offered, whatsoever.

Q: So how would this work?

A: First you get some hot women to walk around town handing out business cards to prospective associates, telling them about the service, and how it works. Each applicant fills out a form, listing their education, languages spoken, areas of expertise, musical or artistic talents, cup size, age, etc. Then they say how much they would want in exchange for goin' out somewhere in public, with some guy who doesn't have the balls to pay for sex. Den we get guys to register, for free. Any time you use the words "girl" and "free" in the same sentence, guys will prick up their ears, and pay attention. So the guy submits his verified profile photo, and his alias, or he could just use his real name, because it's all legit. Then he gets rated by our panel of experts.

Q: How does that work?

A: We pick ten random women on a Friday, say, about 5:30 PM. We offer them each a bottle of wine, a feather pillow, unlimited finger sandwiches, plus veggies 'n' dip, and cab fare home. Then they rate the guys based on their photo, to determine the discount or premium factor. The range is from -$50, at the top, to + $100 at the bottom. This determines the discount or premium applied to the associate's asking rate.

For example: Kaitlyn, 34C, is a 32 year old financial analyst with a master's degree in business administration, and great legs. She's fluent in English, French, and Italian, (on her mother's side), and plays the cello. She's willing to go to a hockey game with a guy for $300, less the ticket cost, plus or minus the discount or premium applied to the mark. She'll do a Raptors game for $275, because she'd rather watch tall, sweaty men battle it out than be cold. So, if a guy who's a little below average, say, a +$15, wants to be seen in public at a Leafs game with a classy dame, and he has $100, (ea), tickets in the nosebleed section, She gets $215, ($300 + $15 - $100), and he pays the agency $315, ($215 + $64.50, (30%), [ie: $279.50], plus $36.34, (13% HST), which is $315.84, and the agency eats the 84 cents, from their end. The agency hires off duty cab drivers who smell good to pick up the girls, bring them to their job, and drive them home afterwards, for a piece. The ladies get to socialize with each other, to and from a gig, so they have a chance to compare notes.

Q: "What is your target market? That was a joke, by the way, with the formatting?"

A: You name it. Businessmen from out of town who want some company after a long day, but don't want to have to lie about it. They can expense it at 100%, with no numbered company on the credit card receipt. They don't got to deny nothin'. They can say, "Yes honey, I did have dinner with her, but that's all I ate", and pass the polygraph, if necessary. We would aim most of our advertising at the premium group, the guys who can't get a date usually, even when they have money. Guys who want to impress other guys, guys who want to hone their game.

Q: So, since none of the associates have to, like, do the guys, they'd all be really hot, right?

A: Of course not. If an average guy took a hottie to a wedding, do you think that would fool anyone? There are opportunities for every budget. The hotter the broad, the more the guy will be willing to pay. Some guys only have $30, $40 bucks to spend; no problem, as long as the agency gets its 30 points. Somebody will just have to shove over a bit in the back seat - none of the girls ride in the trunk, that's important. Some GND types could make a year's tuition from a few high school proms and the wedding season.

Q: And you really think this would work?

A: It did, for a couple of thousand years. It was called dating. Only this way, we get a piece, which we can use to buy sex with the other guys' money, and there's no beefs with the other syndicates. It's a win-win-win-lose proposition, but the guy who loses, thinks he's won.

 

[Darts]

1) We hire no sex female hostesses for our company's trade shows.

2) When I was on a business trip to Japan, the Japanese businessmen invited my boss and I to dinner. When we arrived, there were two white women sitting at the table. They were no sex hostesses.

Short video clip from one of our trade shows.

http://imgur.com/DitcF5o

 

[Valcazar]

There used to be a place in Montreal that offered coffee dates for guys - no sex.
My friend working there used to joke she was a "conversation whore".

No-sex escorting is a real thing that has existed for ages and still does, I'm sure.
It's not as big a business, but I am sure it is still out there.

 

[Darts]

There used to be a place in Montreal that offered coffee dates for guys - no sex.
My friend working there used to joke she was a "conversation whore".

When I was living in Montreal there were a couple (maybe more) places that had no sex nude female models who would pose for photos.

At the time quite a few of the models were Russians who spoke no English so I had to use my hands to position them properly for the photos.

Is it true there are guys who pay money for no sex "OnlyFans" and telephone sex?

 

[rhuarc29]

If you are charging for it, you should be providing your A game service, if you don't you should get slammed in reviews. Doesn't matter if it's prostitutes, prostidudes, plumbers, lawyers.
Also if you are paying for it, it should be about you and your pleasure. Double plus so at the rates that are being charged. You only need not act like a cunt and be clean. Who is paying who here. If you are paying someone to build an R2000 home with triple pained windows, then even if it's a bother, that is what you should expect, if they don't want to do that, then they should turn down the job. Good luck on that business model.
The craven lack of self respect and grovelling some people have.

I was going to say something similar. Money is being exchanged for a service. The service is fair game to be reviewed. So too is the money. If a client jipped an SP (or plumber, or lawyer), that should rightfully be called out (and blacklisted). So too should lousy service.
It's a tad iffy on appearance of the lady, and I cringe at some of the things people say on here, but there's an argument that appearance *is* part of what you're paying for. Just wish some reviewers would be a tad more diplomatic with it.

 

[rhuarc29]

Is it true there are guys who pay money for no sex "OnlyFans" and telephone sex?

It'd be a weird business model if there weren't.