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[igotaboner]

Ewww...PK's new girl likes "bunny slop" and while I'm not sure what that is, it's gotta be messy!!

http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/newvicki-athletic-brunnette-bombshell/33193760

She looks hot though...tempted to see her just to find out what "bunny slop" is....

 

[Walnut]

I suppose this meets SOMEbody's fetish...

http://ottawa.backpage.com/Domination/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=17200416&oid=17200421

 

[bfog66]

In response to zedx2000
There have been a couple of ladies who have quoted X for hh and 2x+40 for hour.
I pointed this fact out and told her that most ladies charge less for the second hh.
So I told her that I wanted to book two hh sessions instead of the hour, and she got mad told me I was an idiot and would not respond to my texts.
I just laughed and went on my merry way...

 

[randall_stevens]

over on the rosey board i read an ad that's been posted quite a lot titled "Can we do this?"

ummmm NO YOU CANT!!!!

 

[Grass.Hopper]

In response to zedx2000
There have been a couple of ladies who have quoted X for hh and 2x+40 for hour.
I pointed this fact out and told her that most ladies charge less for the second hh.
So I told her that I wanted to book two hh sessions instead of the hour, and she got mad told me I was an idiot and would not respond to my texts.
I just laughed and went on my merry way...

Good one! I would have gave you the second one for free just for the laugh!

 

[blondefan]

Someone pointed this one out to me: http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-red-head-6137025432-incalsoutcalls/29436425

Typical wording in it, which seems to be standard these days: "No blocked calls or black gents please"

And then in one of her pictures, it clearly shows she's massaging a black gent! :evil:

its a good thing your a whiteman....