funniest HOMER line

[Mahatt MaCoat]

I love Homer,
I think the funniest line Homer ever said was.........
"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T.............DOH"

Now that was funny...........got anymore?

 

[kooley]

how about
(as pig flies throu the air)
it still good it's still good, it's just a little bit airborne
(as pig plugs hole in dam)
it's still good it's still good , it's just a little bit wet

 

[onthebottom]

Perhaps

Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork Chops!?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe.

 

[Ref]

No, I can't. This is my cause. I'm like the man who single-handedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

 

[cowslinger]

Right before taking a test:

Allright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, so let's get this over with, so I can go back to killing you with beer.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

A couple of my favourites

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Homer: "Awww... 20 dollars!?(looking under couch) I wanted a peanut."
Homer's brain: "20 dollars can buy many peanuts!"
Homer: Explain how."
Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"
Homer: Woo hoo!"

Homer: Donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

check this page out
http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

- il like this one Solid waste! I could kiss you! MWUA! eugh! MWUA! ooh! MWUA! aah! MWUA! ooh! I think this one's pizza

 

[Honeyman]

“To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.”

"Marge, Change the channel! ZZZzzz"

 

[Berlin]

So funny and yet so true...

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose..................................................its how drunk you get."

Thanks for the link, Golden Tongue

 

[Ickabod]

In one of the Halloween episodes (i think)

Don't eat me, i've got a wife and 3 kids.......eat them.

 

[impala77]

the best was the flintstones parady:

Simpson, homer simpson, he's the greatest guy in history
from the, town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree
ahh

crash!

 

[frankcastle]

Homer to moe during the episode where Lisa helps him to win at betting on football....

"Moe, I used to hate the smell of your feet but now its the smell of victory."

 

[Zorba]

Be quiet, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.

 

[Joey the Kid]

Peppy (homers lil brother from the big bro program)
" oh papa homer ...you are so learn-ed"
Homer "Learned peppy....it's pronounced learned"

OH...and although this is a Homer thread.....i've gotta post my fav Ralph line as well
" And that's where i saw the leprechaun......and HE told me to burn things!"
lmfao

 

[bar+leby88]

Basically, my life:

"It's funny cause I don't know him"
www.the-ocean.com/simpsons/homer/funny.wav

"Cant talk, see Flanders, later sex."
homepages.ihug.com.au/~gmaselli/simpsons/canttalk.wav

"I've discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch."
www.the-ocean.com/simpsons/homer/mealtwn.wav

 

[mmm61318]

I am Evil Homer!!!!!

I am Evil Homer!!!!!!!

 

[duMaurierguy]

One of my fav Homer moments; Homer is lying on the couch watching TV, the phone rings, Marge answers it. When she hangs up, she calls out to Homer and says; "Homer, it's was work calling, they said that if you don't go in today, not to bother showing up on Monday".

Homer's response; "Wohoo! 4 day weekend!!".

 

[homonger]

There is just too much to choose from

In the episode where Bart has to write a Dear Jane letter to Ms. Krabapple: "Three words: I AM GAY"

In the episode where John Waters guest stars: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING"

And I never get tired of "Why you little..." when he stangles Bart, or when he says "Shut up, Flanders"

 

[Joker]

"Hello, Operator? Give me the number to 911."

When he acquires the spilled sugar from the truck.
"White gold, Texas tea."
Then later:
Marge: "Homer there are things in this sugar."
Homer: "Those are prizes Marge"
Lisa: "I think it's glass"

When Homer is leaving the house to stalk Lenny & Carl:
Marge: "Homer wher are you going."
Homer's Brain: "Alright be calm and think. No matter what don't say you're going to stalk Lenny and Carl."
Homer: "I am, um, going out, um, to, um, stalk, um, Lenny and Carl."
Pause.
Homer: "Doh."

 

[Sansabelt]

Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow.

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