Funeral Homes

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Can anyone recommend a good funeral home in the east end of Toronto? Looking for something preferably east of Victoria Park ave. Cost is not really in issue, but great service and compassion are a must. Thanks in advance.
 
Ogdon is great family has used it many a time betwwen kennedy and Midland on North side family owned. There is one by Warden on North side as well but corperatelly owned.
 
So,

Went to one of the funeral homes recommended, and one of the staff/morticians/grief people/sales lady (have no idea what the hell they are called), was an early 40's woman. Very attractive, no ring on her finger, killer body under the black skirt suit. Once I told her that she could act a little less professional, be a bit more human, and stop walking on egg shells around me, she turned out to be a super person.

So, I ask the TERB populous..

Was it wrong for me to hit on her?

(no it was not a brother, sister, mom, dad or grandparent who passed away)
 
go to Ogden.... omg the girl who works there is a young hot blonde *think heather locklear type* I was wondering to myself, the pay must be REALLY good for a beautiful girl like her to work there
 
No...

a 1 player said:
So,

Went to one of the funeral homes recommended, and one of the staff/morticians/grief people/sales lady (have no idea what the hell they are called), was an early 40's woman. Very attractive, no ring on her finger, killer body under the black skirt suit. Once I told her that she could act a little less professional, be a bit more human, and stop walking on egg shells around me, she turned out to be a super person.

So, I ask the TERB populous..

Was it wrong for me to hit on her?

(no it was not a brother, sister, mom, dad or grandparent who passed away)


...it wasn't. and it wouldn't have been if it were a close family member either, so long as your "hitting on her" did not impact the manner in which the business you came there for would be conducted.

The person in your life that you lost is no longer with us amongst the living. You need not be concerned silly things like "offending" them. If anything, if they cared for and about you, they'd want you to be happy, and if that included banging the funeral parlor lady in some open coffin one night, they'd be happy for you and cheering you on from wherever their final resting place might be...

You are obligated to provide a review later...
 
MLAM said:
if that included banging the funeral parlor lady in some open coffin one night, they'd be happy for you and cheering you on from wherever their final resting place might be...
That did actually cross my mind. There are not too many things I haven't tried, that is definately one of them.
 
a 1 player said:
So,

Went to one of the funeral homes recommended, and one of the staff/morticians/grief people/sales lady (have no idea what the hell they are called), was an early 40's woman. Very attractive, no ring on her finger, killer body under the black skirt suit. Once I told her that she could act a little less professional, be a bit more human, and stop walking on egg shells around me, she turned out to be a super person.

So, I ask the TERB populous..

Was it wrong for me to hit on her?

(no it was not a brother, sister, mom, dad or grandparent who passed away)


not at all. life must go on.
 
Ogden has (or did have) a couple of HOT funeral directors. One was about 30, brunette, slim and very attractive... and professional of course. Can't remember her name - damn it!
 
JollyJoe said:
Ogden has (or did have) a couple of HOT funeral directors. One was about 30, brunette, slim and very attractive... and professional of course. Can't remember her name - damn it!
Funeral Director, damn I could not remember what they were called.
 
I dated a woman a couple of times who worked at a funeral home just outside Guelph. Her description was very similar to what JollyJoe described. But unfortunately I never got past the "dry peck on the cheek" stage.
 
capncrunch said:
I dated a woman a couple of times who worked at a funeral home just outside Guelph. Her description was very similar to what JollyJoe described. But unfortunately I never got past the "dry peck on the cheek" stage.
Sorry to hear that.
 
a 1 player said:
Sorry to hear that.
It was my own damn fault. A good learning experience, if nothing else.

(Note to the younger set: Being the "nice guy" is a one-way ticket to the friend-zone. And once you're a woman's "friend," you may as well be a eunuch. Learn from my experience. Trust me on this.)
 
capncrunch said:
It was my own damn fault. A good learning experience, if nothing else.

(Note to the younger set: Being the "nice guy" is a one-way ticket to the friend-zone. And once you're a woman's "friend," you may as well be a eunuch. Learn from my experience. Trust me on this.)
I disagree, I am a nice guy and I don't do too badly with the ladies. Not great, but not too bad either.
 
a 1 player said:
I disagree, I am a nice guy and I don't do too badly with the ladies. Not great, but not too bad either.
Well, I think maybe we're getting lost in the semantics of what is, and is not, a "nice guy." But that's another thread.