fucking leaves

[freshbreath]

they blow in from every which way and somehow collect on YOUR lawn in piles a foot high

is it illegal to torch them with a lighter and a can of WD-40?

 

[Esco!]

Do what I did and buy a nice condo downtown

 

[Esco!]

Advantages of a condo:

- no yard to upkeep
- no snow removal
- no roof to maintain
- no driveway to maintain
- never have to do window washing
- concierge signs for courier packages when not home

 

[MojoRisin']

I agree. I rake and rake and rake and my fuckin idiot neighbours tree pisses leaves all over my yard. (not his fault but i hate the fucker) I now just put twenty yard waste bags on my front lawn and let em fall where they may and hope for the best

 

[Svend]

It's the city's tree and sidewalks, just send them a bill for collecting their goddamned leaves and shovelling their fucking snow.

 

[Jade4u]

You should ask them if you can have friends over in the summer and use the tree for a shady place to have a reunion.

 

[Jade4u]

Then next comes the heavy, heavy, heavy, SNOW.

Big shovels full of it.

 

[Svend]

I'm gonna buy a flamethrower, that should work equally well for leaves or snow.

 

[freshbreath]

I'm gonna buy a flamethrower, that should work equally well for leaves or snow.

I like the cut of your jib
do you have a book or pamphlet I can read?

 

[21pro]

Advantages of a condo:

- no yard to upkeep
- no snow removal
- no roof to maintain
- no driveway to maintain
- never have to do window washing
- concierge signs for courier packages when not home

agreed, but some people pay more than $300 per month for this convenience... hardly worth it IMO..

i rent for much less than what it would cost to own my house- my landlord covers landscaping and snow removal... the 2 biggest maintenance expenses. on a 3 acre yard...

i think snow removal costs him $900/season and yard maintenance is $220 for the year.

 

[red]

Do what I did and buy a nice condo downtown

is that where you store your leaves? kind of expensive

 

[Questor]

they blow in from every which way and somehow collect on YOUR lawn in piles a foot high

is it illegal to torch them with a lighter and a can of WD-40?

Sure its legal, as long as you use gasoline to help the leaves burn cleanly. Just rake them into one section of the yard, spray it with gas, light it and go watch the football game on tv. I do it all the time. Hassle free!

 

[freshbreath]

no idea, I did a search for "korean model" or something and she came up

 

[freshbreath]

I would marry her on the spot

 

[The Bandit]

Yeah I was at the cottage in Wasaga Beach on Sunday, and with that wind I just used the blower to blow them in the middle of the street....and let the wind do the rest. I usually bag them, but took advantage of the strong winds.

 

[JohnC]

I agree. I rake and rake and rake and my fuckin idiot neighbours tree pisses leaves all over my yard. (not his fault but i hate the fucker) I now just put twenty yard waste bags on my front lawn and let em fall where they may and hope for the best

I give the kid next door (he's 17) a few bucks for leaves and snow, I assume he uses the bucks on women!!

 

[freshbreath]

he's probably getting high!