Actually it was in stripjoint once, a long time ago, i was in suit dressed to the nines and a gorgeous stripper
Just sat at my table and asked if her and I could have sex together. This was no charge, and it was great we
Both enjoyed ourselves. I had her no. But we never met again.
I'm an average looking, pot bellied, balding, old fart.
Had 2 similar events, also in a strip club.
The first encounter happened as I was just relaxing, getting "warmed up" when a gorgeous, IMHO, lady asked if she could join me. I said yes, and very soon after a bit of "whats your name, do you come here often" stuff, she said she was hoping I could take her to the VIP, cause she needed to prove to 1 of the other girls that she could get me there. If I agreed, she wouldn't charge me. I let her know I would be interested if she was happy to dance without "restrictions". She agreed. I had 5 dances that were spectacular. As I was ready to leave I offered a tip which she refused to take. I insisted, she acquiesced, and haven't seen her since.
The second occurred a few years later. Another strip club, had a MILF spinner in the VIP. During the session, she asked me to fuck her (covered). After she laid down a puddle on my pants, she made sure I finished well. I paid her for the 4 or 5 songs. A week later I was in the same club sitting by myself. This same lady walks into the club, spotted me, made a beeline to my table, said she wasn't working and would I go to the VIP with her. This time I rubbed her off 3 times. She reciprocated (but I could only manage 1 shot). We stood up, she left the club. That was no charge.
Never before, never since, and likely never again but I'll be happy to live off those memories.