Fuck you!

[Goober Mcfly]

Oh, good lord, I don't need to get laid.

Oh, fine, maybe I do, but even if I were driving back from a session with my favourite SP, this little fuck-tard would have still chapped my ass.

 

[DenWa]

and there's nothing worse than a chapped ass...

DW

 

[elmo]

I think a chapped dick would be worse...is it Goob?

elmo

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What I found interesting in Goober’s post is how progressively worse the young man gets as Goober’s rant picks up speed. At first introduces him as:

You little teeny-bopper pimpin' in da hizzouse ass-daisy.

He then follows with:

You little fucknugget
You little prick
You ass-munching example that would make even pro-lifers run to Dr. Morgantaler with a blank cheque
You purile sack of sheep shit
You probably like the Leafs too.

Finally completing the character assassination with the favorite:

You insolent fuck.

Goober you remind me of the SNL character "grumpy old man!"

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Yes, I have to apologize for calling the little puss-filled necrotic genital wart a "Leafs fan". Obviously that was spoken in anger, and I apologize to all the little fuck-stains out there that I offended with that remark.

 

[Berlin]

...What does the little prick do? Well, I'll fucking tell you what he did. He slowed down. He sauntered. He got to the front of my car and hit the fucking hood, gave me the finger and said "Fuck you!"...

Yeah, Goober. I hear ya.
Had shit like this happened to me lots of times while driving......people of all ages, on their blades, bikes, dashing across the road, all of a sudden changes direction and dashes across, deliberately walking into on coming speeding traffic.... the list goes on, and I don't think they will stop happening.

On a good day, I would just laugh the whole thing off . On a not so good, moody day, saying " Fuck You" is just trying to be polite.

It's alright to rant.

 

[sarasota]

... because on my way to work I have to stop at every goddamned light that I come to. After waiting for the non-existent traffic that isn't crossing in front of me, I notice there are some cars approaching the intersection from my right, only to arrive just as the light turns red for them. ...

I moved to the city I currently live in four or five years ago. We have the same situation with the lights, and it seems that there is a higher degree of rudeness and agression on the roads as compared to the city I lived in before; where the lights were timed and traffic flowed more freely. I also notice that quite often you will wait and wait for the light to change, and right when it changes green, myrtle turtle begins her slow and laborious trek across the intersection. It seems as if these characters have it planned.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I am so happy that I get to walk to work and seldom have to drive anywhere. My car of one year has about 8000k on it.

 

[scubadoo]

I must say Goober, I haven't laughed that much in the past few weeks as I did after reading your post. I need it too!

My laptop computer crashed today during an important conference and my boss was so pissed he wouldn't even talk to me in the car ride back from Montreal! Like it was my fault the f*cking piece of crap didn't work. I told him I wanted a Dell instead of a Sony when they gave it to me.

I can only hope tommorrow is better.

 

[Muddy]

Dear People,

Please stop this NOW. I've just read the whole damned thread and I'm laighing far too hard.

Mr. McFly: I salute you - that was an impressive rant indeed, and my congratulations to you.

Impressed I am!

 

[Jacques_Offe]

opinion piece

So Goober...what exactly are you pissed off about? Free speech?

 

[Speedo]

I know the feeling, Goob...

About a month ago approaching an intersection, an unthinking trucker darted out from a construction zone on the left, halfway into my lane. I saw him in time, reefed it to the right and avoided a collision. He sheepishly apologized as we were stopped at the light. No problem -- shit happens -- I've accidently done the same. Ten seconds later, a cyclist comes up from behind on my right, realizes that there's no room to get by me (construction barriers on my right, which by now I'm very close to), so she goes by on my left, slapping my side mirror for pissed-off emphasis. To suggest I was livid would be a gross understatement.

 

[LLL]

Damn good thing there weren't any snakes crossing......

 

[jerbear]

Goober should of yelled out " Your mother should of swallowed".

 

[Remo]

I told you not to buy Rusty a skateboard.