No, no, this is not about the late great TV show. I noticed there is a box in my profile that says "friends". What exactly are "friends"? It also says I have no friends
. Should I be worried?
. Should I be worried?
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No, no, this is not about the late great TV show. I noticed there is a box in my profile that says "friends". What exactly are "friends"? It also says I have no friends
There are many things about which we can be worried.
That ain't one of 'em.
It's a networking thing. I wouldn't be worried, you don't keep lists of friends in the non-virtual world, why do so here?
Slinger of Rock, I hate to tell you, but you are so screwed. You have over 10,000 posts and NO FRIENDS!!! Me, well, I'm easy to explain. I'm batting under 500 and I am damn annoying. You? Shit man, pack it in now.
Where's the frakkin icon for 'shoulder to cry on'?
I know, I know. A TERBIE told me that SP "friends" provide freebies to their TERBIE "friends". Life is so unfair
. I need something stronger than Coors Light this time.
I'll be a friend to anyone, I even have one with a Dutch background!
What is his/her frontground?
Slinger of Rock, I hate to tell you, but you are so screwed. You have over 10,000 posts and NO FRIENDS!!! Me, well, I'm easy to explain. I'm batting under 500 and I am damn annoying. You? Shit man, pack it in now.
Where's the frakkin icon for 'shoulder to cry on'?
He`s had over 10 k posts and I never noticed him before!?!? Must have been awfully quiet posts, that`s why he didn`t get invited to all the `friend`` parties we`ve had over the years, man did he ever miss out.
Do you remember last year when we had Miss Holland at the party?? We had so much fun under the hammock that I had to send her $250 by Western Union afterwards.
Yeah, that is the other 99%. It takes two forums to get my post count over 5,000.
you're in luck!
I'm actually currently selling my friendship for the lowest rate on the market. Minimum wage! 8.50 an hour.
Hurry and take me up on this exciting, limited time offer before my friendship becomes higher in demand (yeah,right) and I am forced to raise my hourly rates to 20 bucks an hour.
We'll go eat at Mcdonald's together. I'll listen mindlessly to all your favorite subjects and useless knowledge. We'll hang out at empty schoolyards while passing between us weed and the latest gossip in our social circles. We'll hit the clubs and be each other's wingmen.
Or, you can go to Walmart and check out the Rent-A-Friend shelf. They might have some decent friends left in stock on the shelf. Doubt it though, the good ones usually go fast. First come first serve.
I'm actually currently selling my friendship for the lowest rate on the market. Minimum wage! 8.50 an hour.
Hurry and take me up on this exciting, limited time offer before my friendship becomes higher in demand (yeah,right) and I am forced to raise my hourly rates to 20 bucks an hour.
We'll go eat at Mcdonald's together. I'll listen mindlessly to all your favorite subjects and useless knowledge. We'll hang out at empty schoolyards while passing between us weed and the latest gossip in our social circles. We'll hit the clubs and be each other's wingmen.
Or, you can go to Walmart and check out the Rent-A-Friend shelf. They might have some decent friends left in stock on the shelf. Doubt it though, the good ones usually go fast. First come first serve.
He was so embarrased to tell his wife that he was going to watch the Leafs so he told her he was going to the strip bar instead!
How 'bout that other party, the one after the party after that one, when we had Miss Switzerland? Remember how she kept saying she wanted to remain neutral, so she had to kiss everyone that asked, rather than saying yes here but no there. Oh, that was so much fun. She must have kissed me, you, our other 1,400 friends; I mean, there was really no-one spared her luscious lips.
Shit, is Slinger of Rock still around? Hope he's not reading how he missed out.
Now, I am curious. I wonder which TERBIE has the most "friends" and how many is that
. I assume she must be female. Come out, come out, whoever you are.
. I assume she must be female. Come out, come out, whoever you are.Walmart is all out of wingmen these days, but they do have a couple of old wigmen available. I think I saw Elton John and Marv Albert collecting dust on a shelf at the back.
And I hope he never reads that we had Miss Japan over for a little party too, but had to sneak her in the "back door"!
I seem to have misplaced the video somewhere, I think it was in my computer that I sent out for repair last month...
Well -
if you're an experienced shopper, you can go out to a Costco warehouse and buy them in bulk. When you buy in bulk, its cheaper.
ps. this is for friends. I don't know if Costco warehouses sell wigmen. But i'm sure Costco warehouses have wigmen and wingmen in stock too!
