For your enjoyment: Gummer Special.

[Logan55]

I dare ya....

http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/looking-for-a-true-delightget-a-gummer-tonight-38/17711326

The highlights,

TAG LINE:" looking for a true delight??...get a GUMMER tonight!! - 38"

The Marketing Plan:" I was in a car accident a few years ago and all my teeth were smashed so I now wear dentures at the young age of 39. I stand 6 ft tall and weigh about 280 lbs. Im not a sexy woman but I'm very tallented. There are things that I can do that just cant be done with teeth in the way if you wanna check it out call 647-290-3785
Poster's age: 38"

• Location: City of Toronto, jane/401

• Post ID: 17711326 toronto
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[heatherstouch]

I LOVE it!!!!

 

[m.diver]

YIKES!! :Eek:

 

[elspaniard]

i am tempted haha

 

[littleone12]

That totally beats my latest marketing campaign... at least no girls would dare to steal that one!! Love it!

 

[vulcan99]

she's been around for a while....and all I will say, is dont' knock it till you've tried it.

 

[canbreathethroughearsmale]

Go for it Logan

 

[Butler1000]

I saw this ad last night...and my first thought was....

At least I know it isn't a bait and switch......

 

[LuxeLadyAmber]

LMAO!!! Gotta give her points for her creative approach to niche marketing though

 

[Goober's Mom]

Bitch is honing in on my action.

The difference is that I can gum with my pussy. And it feels AWESOME.

 

[heatherstouch]

bitch is honing in on my action.

The difference is that i can gum with my pussy. And it feels awesome.

lmao!!!!!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Dammit, Mom.

 

[m.diver]

I saw this ad last night...and my first thought was....

At least I know it isn't a bait and switch......

don't you mean bite and switch

 

[fmahovalich]

Poor Thing.

 

[sabu69]

She's a bit 'long in the tooth'

 

[Logan55]

i am tempted haha

Remember to get a receipt, all charitable donations are tax deductable.

 

[K Douglas]

6 ft and 280 lbs............yikes.

 

[aussie9]

6 ft and 280 lbs............yikes.

This looks like the perfect opportunity for a case study in "niche" marketing.

 

[nobody123]

6 ft and 280 lbs............yikes.

Just close your eyes and think of England.

 

[Celticman]

6 ft and 280 lbs............yikes.

Good height and weight for a Tight End. Is Poli-Dent itchy?