For crying out loud...

[Goober Mcfly]

I KNEW IT!!!!

 

[JeremytheWicked]

You're polishing the dildo with the word "Goober" engraved on it, aren't you?

Me too!

Goob, Mom just writes your name on it so that you don't mix it up with hers.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*marks the evil bear up two points*

*wanders off to find windex for screen*

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Now, back to polishing my favourite dildo.

*Eye twitch*

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Now, back to polishing my favourite dildo.

....with no hands?

 

[The Doctor]

There is an old bonsai saying “As with the bottom, so with the top.�

Is that the same as the imortal words from George Clinton "Free your ass and your mind will follow?"


How the FARK did Fang get back to his computer so quick?

 

[Anais North]

....with no hands?

I'm using my Kegels.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

How did Fang get back so quick? [/size]

Anais gave me a ride.

*Coughs*

 

[Anais North]

Fang, what's with this evil bear stuff?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I'm using my Kegels.

*slams $20 down on the table*

I'm out!

 

[The Doctor]

Hey!?!?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang, what's with this evil bear stuff?

Did it get too weird? I didn't want it to get weird. It got weird didn't it?

 

[Anais North]

*slams $20 down on the table*

I'm out!

LOL. Well at least that's less expensive than what I charge to get in.

</crass>

 

[Cardinal Fang]

$20 ?

That's twice as much as Goober's mom.

</Even more crass>

 

[Anais North]

Did it get too weird? I didn't want it to get weird. It got weird didn't it?

Fang, don't get your knickers in a knot. Everythings OKAY. Breathe, sweetie.
I just missed Goober's evil bear reference...

 

[The Doctor]

Goober likes providers who charge in 5 minute increments.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Jeremythewicked == evil bear

Cardinal Fang == asshat extraordinaire




Nice huh? It rhymes.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Their stockings not knickers Anais.

*Turns around and cockpunts Goober*

 

[Goober Mcfly]

<=== is wearing a cup

Nyah!

 

[Anais North]

Speaking of incremental inanities... this thread is really boosting my post count. At 500 posts, will I qualify for half a hummer from Goober?