For crying out loud...

[Anais North]

Methinks that with all the inane threads abounding in the Lounge today, everyone needs something to do.

Have I got jobs for you…

I need someone to organize my button box, lasso the spider in my bathroom, add my new tin foil to my giant tin-foil ball, classify my pocket lint according to taxonomic hierarchy, pick the raisins out of a loaf of raisin bread I got on sale today and give proper names to all the trees in my neighbourhood.

</pot, kettle, inane>

 

[BiggieE]

...I like inane.....it keeps me from getting that little pain over my left eye.....

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Can I polish your boobies?

 

[hambone]

Geez, I'd help ya add the tin foil but its winter and I need my hat.

 

[auto doctor]

Maybe name one of the trees Goober... and watch all the dogs piss on it

 

[Anais North]

Before you polish my boobies, I'm going to need them stripped and cleaned.

 

[Anais North]

Oh, I've got a little Bonzai tree with Goober's name on it.

 

[superquad1968]

I thought insane was the whole point to the Lounge.

...wait you said inane

 

[Anais North]

Same diff, superquad.

 

[BiggieE]

I thought insane was the whole point to the Lounge.

...wait you said inane

I'l just take my marble and go home then........

 

[eyeofthedragon]

hey whats this thread about?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Oh, I've got a little Bonzai tree with Goober's name on it.

You named your Bonzai tree after Goober and you're calling us inane? That's rich!

 

[Anais North]

Uh... could you please keep it down... I'm busy over here.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Oh, I've got a little Bonzai tree with Goober's name on it.

It's a dildo. Right?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Uh... could you please keep it down... I'm busy over here.

<Very low voice>

You named your Bonzai tree after Goober and you're calling us inane? That's rich.

</Very low voice>

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Spoken like a true Cow Farker.

 

[Anais North]

Thanks for keeping it down Fang... I'm having a little Zen time... pruning my Bonzai.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

You're polishing the dildo with the word "Goober" engraved on it, aren't you?

Me too!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Not too much off the top Anais. Goober depends on symmetry to pull of the asshat look.

 

[Anais North]

There is an old bonsai saying “As with the bottom, so with the top.� A root pruning really needs a top pruning to balance the plant; less foliage up top is less foliage the roots need to support.

Indeed, with bonsai trees and asshats, symmetry's the thing.

Now, back to polishing my favourite dildo.