Methinks that with all the inane threads abounding in the Lounge today, everyone needs something to do.
Have I got jobs for you…
I need someone to organize my button box, lasso the spider in my bathroom, add my new tin foil to my giant tin-foil ball, classify my pocket lint according to taxonomic hierarchy, pick the raisins out of a loaf of raisin bread I got on sale today and give proper names to all the trees in my neighbourhood.
</pot, kettle, inane>
Have I got jobs for you…
I need someone to organize my button box, lasso the spider in my bathroom, add my new tin foil to my giant tin-foil ball, classify my pocket lint according to taxonomic hierarchy, pick the raisins out of a loaf of raisin bread I got on sale today and give proper names to all the trees in my neighbourhood.
</pot, kettle, inane>