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For all you Hazel Mae fans....
- Thread starter wooly110
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Hmmm....You can see them every morning right now, but, they're under her clothes.
I could always ask her if she would mind if I took a picture of them though. Not sure how she'd take that though. I can just see it now....
wooly "Miss Mae! Miss Mae! Can I take a picture of you?"
Hazel "Sure. And what's your name?"
wooly "Wooly."
Hazel "Wooly? That's a strange name. What kind of name is wooly?"
Wooly "Well it's my nickname."
Hazel "Oh, o.k. So how do you want to take the picture?"
Wooly "Well I wouldn't mind if you just stood over here....ya....that's fine. And, now, can you take off your top to show off your new boob job?"
Hazel "What?! Security!!"
wooly "Well, ya, that's what I wanted a picture of. I mean, well, not me really. The Cardinal wanted a picture of it?"
Hazel "Get the &#*% out of here! Cardinal? What Cardinal would ask you for a picture like that you %#@& *%&$!?"
wooly "Cardinal Fang. He's a very respected poster on TERB."
Hazel "TERB? WTF is a TERB? SECURITY!!!"
wooly "It's a review board to talk about our experiences, both good and bad, with escorts, massage parlors and strip clubs."
Hazel "What?!"
wooly "Ya, but, we also talk about other topics too. And the topic of you leaving, Sportsnet, and having a new boob job came up, and Cardinal Fang wanted to see some pictures."
At about this time, since security hasn't arrived yet, Hazel decides to take things into her own hands and pull out the mace that she keeps in her purse.
This is where I leave......
I could always ask her if she would mind if I took a picture of them though. Not sure how she'd take that though. I can just see it now....
wooly "Miss Mae! Miss Mae! Can I take a picture of you?"
Hazel "Sure. And what's your name?"
wooly "Wooly."
Hazel "Wooly? That's a strange name. What kind of name is wooly?"
Wooly "Well it's my nickname."
Hazel "Oh, o.k. So how do you want to take the picture?"
Wooly "Well I wouldn't mind if you just stood over here....ya....that's fine. And, now, can you take off your top to show off your new boob job?"
Hazel "What?! Security!!"
wooly "Well, ya, that's what I wanted a picture of. I mean, well, not me really. The Cardinal wanted a picture of it?"
Hazel "Get the &#*% out of here! Cardinal? What Cardinal would ask you for a picture like that you %#@& *%&$!?"
wooly "Cardinal Fang. He's a very respected poster on TERB."
Hazel "TERB? WTF is a TERB? SECURITY!!!"
wooly "It's a review board to talk about our experiences, both good and bad, with escorts, massage parlors and strip clubs."
Hazel "What?!"
wooly "Ya, but, we also talk about other topics too. And the topic of you leaving, Sportsnet, and having a new boob job came up, and Cardinal Fang wanted to see some pictures."
At about this time, since security hasn't arrived yet, Hazel decides to take things into her own hands and pull out the mace that she keeps in her purse.
This is where I leave......
A simple no would have sufficed wooly. Two points for creativity, but I'm going to have to deduct you 3 for making me not look tall in your story.
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I can't so I guess that relationship was doomed from the start. I have searched but can't find a pic of Hazel's new sweater kittens.
Well I'm pretty sure that's not the name she'd adopt. Besides, Mae isn't her last name. It's her mother's maiden name. I know one of her sisters. I've met with and talked to Hazel several times and have always had a really pleasant time with her. So I'm wishing her all the best with her life at NESN.GlavaMan said:
ha! not quite. not sure what job is more lucrative income-wise. Though it would be nice to walk into an MP and have Hazel Mae be the only available attendant.The Doctor said:Rates? Menu?
I'm actually surprised that there was so much anti-Hazel sentiment here. Oh well.
