first sign your getting older?
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God, all of these are bad and I have almost all of them.
But for me the sign that it was all downhill was the day I caught myself saying that rap and hip-hop weren't really music and remembering my mother saying the same thing about punk in the 1970s.
Of course I was right and mom was wrong.
But for me the sign that it was all downhill was the day I caught myself saying that rap and hip-hop weren't really music and remembering my mother saying the same thing about punk in the 1970s.
Of course I was right and mom was wrong.
1. Cant go out drinking on both Friday and Saturday nights.
2. Your criteria in building a new house includes having the Master Bedroom downstairs to save climbing up and down.
3. MSOG is no longer a given.
4. Grey hairs..... down there.
5. The hottie at Starbucks calls you "sir" when you try to hit on her.
6. Your favorite SP says that you are her favorite client because you are just more interesting than her "young clients".
7. You call the cops because the house party next door is too loud and its only 11 PM.
8. You use the excuse of "i need to get to bed early, big meeting tomorrow" and its TRUE.
2. Your criteria in building a new house includes having the Master Bedroom downstairs to save climbing up and down.
3. MSOG is no longer a given.
4. Grey hairs..... down there.
5. The hottie at Starbucks calls you "sir" when you try to hit on her.
6. Your favorite SP says that you are her favorite client because you are just more interesting than her "young clients".
7. You call the cops because the house party next door is too loud and its only 11 PM.
8. You use the excuse of "i need to get to bed early, big meeting tomorrow" and its TRUE.
NORTHERNER
"How about having to get up and pee in the middle of the night - at least once maybe twice."
BBKING:
"Maybe even three times."
Listen up guys - get thee to a urologist
This is usually a sign of prostate enlargment
which is sometimes caused by prostate cancer.
"How about having to get up and pee in the middle of the night - at least once maybe twice."
BBKING:
"Maybe even three times."
Listen up guys - get thee to a urologist
This is usually a sign of prostate enlargment
which is sometimes caused by prostate cancer.
Not in any particular order:
You start to go to bed early on weekends.
You feel out of place in your favourite bar/club filled with younger people.
You start listening to a different radio station.
When you become a parent.
You get sick of eating fast food.
One day you think its the middle of January, few seconds later you realize that its the end of March.
You start to go to bed early on weekends.
You feel out of place in your favourite bar/club filled with younger people.
You start listening to a different radio station.
When you become a parent.
You get sick of eating fast food.
One day you think its the middle of January, few seconds later you realize that its the end of March.
when you won't cum while sleeping
when your balls hanging longer than your dick
when you enjoy food more than sex
when going to stripe club is boring
No more msog, only do it once or twice a week
when your balls hanging longer than your dick
when you enjoy food more than sex
when going to stripe club is boring
No more msog, only do it once or twice a week
