First date - unusual/weird/crazy things

[cerevro]

Gentlemen:

What is the weirdest/craziest/unusual thing that has happened to you on a first date with a non-pro?

I met a girl using an online dating site. Canadian born, Russian-Romanian background, religious, professional attorney, 25 yo, etc.. Seemed like a good girl to date.
Anyways, before meeting with her she texts me to say she wants to buy a 3K purse or a find a sponsor for her purse. I thought she was joking. Then we met at a nice restaurant/bar. Good looking girl. After a few drinks (3-4) she gets tipsy and tells me that she wants to buy 1,200 dollar shoes at Holt Renfrew. I said ok, go for it. After a few mins. she tells me that she wants me to buy them for her that very day after our last drink. Hahaha. I was laughing. First date and she wants a gift that expensive on the same date without sex/romance/love/real connection? I could not believe it. Especially since she was not a pro, if you know what I mean. I think she is looking for a sugar daddy and she is kind of crazy. The date ended.

Anyways, this was unusual for me. I thought I would share it with you. Please feel free to share your experiences.

Cheers.

 

[james t kirk]

How does one become a lawyer by age 25?

 

[eguapo]

Undergraduate degree by 21...three years of law school. Year of articling including bar admissions course. Assuming passing the exams on the first shot possible to be licensed by 25.

 

[Frosty]

Did you get any sex?

 

[xenonian]

Makes sense. But if you're a lawyer why do you need a sugar daddy? Maybe she just pretended.

 

[Kenny-sauga]

I met one lady a while ago. Decent looking etc. So we are on the first date/meet in a coffee shop and she says she wants to move in!! Needless to say no more contact with her was made.

 

[moustache mike]

Sounds like a pro....... hustler...

 

[Scarey]

Jesus.first dates.

1.Was asked to pretend to be a girls boyfriend of 3 years for her parents as they were in town and thought she was in a steady relationship ,and she thought after an hour i could pull it off.
2.Was asked to co-sign a payday loan
3.Was asked if they could crash at my place for a month......by they, i mean her and her two ankle biters.
4.Was asked if I could take a quick lesson in how to give a needle shot if something went wrong during the date.
5.Was asked if i could drive them to Montreal(I was in Halifax)

My 20's were wacky

 

[basketcase]

Makes sense. But if you're a lawyer why do you need a sugar daddy? Maybe she just pretended.

I met a Russian-Romanian stripper not long ago. Same woman?

 

[GPIDEAL]

I met a gorgeous, mature, buxom blonde who was a little dominant (I was impressed when I met her and I thought I hit the jackpot). We first 'met' off a chat line. I went to meet her at her place. She first met me outside at a designated spot. When she called me, I didn't think it was her, as I don't normally expect a blind date to be a pleasant surprise. I was wrong. She was DDG, blonde with big tits. Leather jacket, tight jeans, high boots. Long blonde hair.

One of the ice breakers was her holding my penis when I had to urinate (it was a control thing). I was excited.

We listened to music and drank a little, but this woman really liked to drink.

Eventually she passed out in the bed. In the morning, I noticed that she pee'd in the bed. The bed had a liner, so maybe this was a precautionary measure on her part. When she woke up, she was upset that I didn't carry her to the bathroom, but how the fuck was I to know. Besides, she was deadwood.

I didn't give her a second date. She told me how she finished off the bottle of vodka I got her later the next morning.

Needless to say, I didn't get any. She was willing to have a second date, but I knew her drinking would be a problem and she might not have been any use to me anyways if she drinks till she passes out.

She was looking for a serious relationship too.

It's too bad. How frustrating. She was a looker, and was clean and well groomed. OH well..

I have other doozies. Later.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Gentlemen:

What is the weirdest/craziest/unusual thing that has happened to you on a first date with a non-pro?

I met a girl using an online dating site. Canadian born, Russian-Romanian background, religious, professional attorney, 25 yo, etc.. Seemed like a good girl to date.
Anyways, before meeting with her she texts me to say she wants to buy a 3K purse or a find a sponsor for her purse. I thought she was joking. Then we met at a nice restaurant/bar. Good looking girl. After a few drinks (3-4) she gets tipsy and tells me that she wants to buy 1,200 dollar shoes at Holt Renfrew. I said ok, go for it. After a few mins. she tells me that she wants me to buy them for her that very day after our last drink. Hahaha. I was laughing. First date and she wants a gift that expensive on the same date without sex/romance/love/real connection? I could not believe it. Especially since she was not a pro, if you know what I mean. I think she is looking for a sugar daddy and she is kind of crazy. The date ended.

Anyways, this was unusual for me. I thought I would share it with you. Please feel free to share your experiences.

Cheers.

Man, that shopping thing was a big signal that she was simply looking for a guy to spend money on her. I would not have met her.

 

[MadonnaLove]

I went on a date with a guy i met online. We went out for dinner and dessert, and the conversation was going pretty smooth so after dinner we decided to go for a walk in a park, So he drove to the park and next thing you know we are making out and steaming up the windows. It started getting dark at this point and we continued to make out. Until a huge spot light went into my face it was the police asking me if i was ok and if i wanted to be with him. So lets just say that ruined the mood and then i went home The next day a woman called me and said thats her man ……i was like u have the wrong number lol so i never saw that guy again.

 

[GPIDEAL]

I went on a date with a guy i met online. We went out for dinner and dessert, and the conversation was going pretty smooth so after dinner we decided to go for a walk in a park, So he drove to the park and next thing you know we are making out and steaming up the windows. It started getting dark at this point and we continued to make out. Until a huge spot light went into my face it was the police asking me if i was ok and if i wanted to be with him. So lets just say that ruined the mood and then i went home The next day a woman called me and said thats her man ……i was like u have the wrong number lol so i never saw that guy again.

I've had the mood ruined twice by cops.

Another time they circled around my car to warn us, but stayed nearby to let us finish (can you believe it?).

A fourth time, it was a security guard that disrupted things. (WTF, do I look like a terrorist?)

Most of the time, I get a room (and prefer it), but those were the circumstances back when.

 

[GPIDEAL]

I went on a date with this guy I met online, who told me over the entirety of dinner that he had emotional issues because his mother didn't hug him enough as a child and an ex cheated on him. I nodded and went along with it, and we went our separate ways for the night. After I called my family later that night I found he had sent me multiple texts asking why I wasn't talking to him and how I was being a bitch, just like his ex, for ignoring him and that he needed someone to talk to right then and there. The stupid thing is I actually went out with him again a couple times. I didn't have much experience dating at that point lol.

I've had worrisome dates.

One was a gal who I met off line. She said she was a veterinarian (okay, a professional). I met her at a local wine bar (she insisted she come to my part of town, which is unusual for a first date). When I got there, she looked slightly disheveled, wearing a sun dress, while sitting at the bar. She was petite, a spinner (I had a nice thought in my mind). I then realized that she was already wasted. She seemed nervous. I suggested that we have a bite to eat. After our meal, she was still too tipsy to drive home. It was so obvious that I had to hold her up as we left the bar, and I was genuinely afraid that I might bump into someone that lived near me. But I just couldn't let her drive home by herself. So I suggested that we go to my place, relax in my AC'd apartment at the time, and chill so she can regain her composure. At my place, she started whispering nice things into my ear, and even stuck her tongue in it. She said something that was probably too serious for a first date, which was another signal for me to cool her down (there was no way I'd take a chance taking advantage of the situation - she was not under control). I told her we should just be friends for now. She looked at me with this look in her eyes and said "fuck off", and ran out of my place. I thought, okay, this is good. Then I realized that her car was parked 2 miles away. Oh shit. I looked out the balcony to see if she left the building. She didn't. Then I see my voice mail light blinking. She left a message wherein she was calmer and slightly whimpering. I called her cell. Asked her where she was. She said in the lobby sitting. I went down, and consoled her. She seemed okay to drive, so we headed back to where she parked her car. I got ourselves two Frappuccino's from StarBucks, and we sat in the car. She restarted with the tongue in the ear, and all that stuff, but I was turned off. I again reminded her that we should just be friends. She gave me that look once again, told me to Fuck Off, and left my car. She got into hers, which was parked in front of mine. I didn't want to leave her because I was afraid she'd follow me. So I waited. What I saw next was very odd. She took off her sun dress and put on something else, as if she had to change out of her date clothes, into something more regular or casual. Then she left.

The next day, she left messages on my voice mail, apologizing and asking for a second chance. I just ignored her calls and never spoke to her again. Ay ya ya.

(I have an even better one that my buddy experienced).

 

[Terminator2000]

I've had worrisome dates.

One was a gal who I met off line. She said she was a veterinarian (okay, a professional). I met her at a local wine bar (she insisted she come to my part of town, which is unusual for a first date). When I got there, she looked slightly disheveled, wearing a sun dress, while sitting at the bar. She was petite, a spinner (I had a nice thought in my mind). I then realized that she was already wasted. She seemed nervous. I suggested that we have a bite to eat. After our meal, she was still too tipsy to drive home. It was so obvious that I had to hold her up as we left the bar, and I was genuinely afraid that I might bump into someone that lived near me. But I just couldn't let her drive home by herself. So I suggested that we go to my place, relax in my AC'd apartment at the time, and chill so she can regain her composure. At my place, she started whispering nice things into my ear, and even stuck her tongue in it. She said something that was probably too serious for a first date, which was another signal for me to cool her down (there was no way I'd take a chance taking advantage of the situation - she was not under control). I told her we should just be friends for now. She looked at me with this look in her eyes and said "fuck off", and ran out of my place. I thought, okay, this is good. Then I realized that her car was parked 2 miles away. Oh shit. I looked out the balcony to see if she left the building. She didn't. Then I see my voice mail light blinking. She left a message wherein she was calmer and slightly whimpering. I called her cell. Asked her where she was. She said in the lobby sitting. I went down, and consoled her. She seemed okay to drive, so we headed back to where she parked her car. I got ourselves two Frappuccino's from StarBucks, and we sat in the car. She restarted with the tongue in the ear, and all that stuff, but I was turned off. I again reminded her that we should just be friends. She gave me that look once again, told me to Fuck Off, and left my car. She got into hers, which was parked in front of mine. I didn't want to leave her because I was afraid she'd follow me. So I waited. What I saw next was very odd. She took off her sun dress and put on something else, as if she had to change out of her date clothes, into something more regular or casual. Then she left.

The next day, she left messages on my voice mail, apologizing and asking for a second chance. I just ignored her calls and never spoke to her again. Ay ya ya.

(I have an even better one that my buddy experienced).

maybe she just wanted to get laid.

 

[GPIDEAL]

maybe she just wanted to get laid.

Sorry for the long story line, but she indicated something along the lines that we would be good for each other - as in a serious relationship, yet I didn't appreciate that she lost control (drunk) on a first, blind date. Sorry, not interested.

I loved her spinner body and the thought of doing her while holding her as I was standing crossed my mind, but if I had fucked her while she was drunk, that's not consensual. Then you end up in bigger trouble. She was already not using good judgement, so I couldn't trust her.